THAT'S MY SONG!

I went to BlueDog on Friday night
it was so much fun... dancing.. drinking
my friend Justin Adler is the resident Dj at Bluedog on Friday
when he dropped this track: Bingo Players - Tom's Diner
i flipped my shit and yelled out as loud and as drunk as i could "SHHHIIIITTTT THATS MY SONG!"

this song is also bomb:
Waiworinao - Ricardo Villalobos

Furthermore this is the best German radio show i know: http://www.radioblau.de/index.php?z=ar14

I met an amazing German man named Patrick Loos in India.. he has a show on this station... check it out!

sometimes i Love to talk out loud in a black girls voice

this evening i decided to treat myself.

my master plan for my soiree with will would be the following: getting a hot fudge Sunday at the local ice cream shop, then smoke a bowl at the park, and come home to watch Red Cliff

as i was leaving my father wanted to come with or for me to get him an ice cream. now i blew that off ..cause hey ..i wanna smoke a bowl.
so as i took the lovely 5 minute stroll to the ice cream shop i thought to myself that i should not be selfish! nay i should go get my ice cream, smoke a bowl in the park, then get my dad an ice cream.
Yes! easy, and good karma.

i proceeded to order my hot fudge Sunday with ease, consume it in the lovely bike park, smoke a sweet bowl and walk back to the ice cream shop.

i called my dad as i walked over and asked him what he wanted?
probably vanilla, or chocolate ..perhaps both i thought
he pronounced in excited glee that he wanted butterscotch or caramel
well wait that fucks things up.. that's more complicated.. i didn't sign up for this, i pondered.
no worries it really wasn't a big deal.
as i stood in line progressively getting higher from the magnificent bowl of magic i had smoked 5 minutes prior, i thought about how i was going to order this "butterscotch caramel" do they even have it i thought.
a lovely young girl came to take my order, innocent as rose pettles, no older then 17. her breasts deliciously plump, she was no athlete .. she did enjoy indulging her taste buds. she was not incredibly plump, just as plump as a 17 year-old book worm straigh A student who has no time for physical activity would be.
she greeted me hurriedly leaning forward to save time from my order to the ice cream bar behind her.
i saw a glorious valley of flesh so tiny, squeezed between two mountainous breasts
right as i was going to deliever my well crafted question about the butterscotch another ice cream wench bumped into her.
thier shoulders did not meet, nay, the introduers shoulder bumped squarly into the beautiful tata's of my server.
they giggled more then jello during an earth quake, i felt like i was watching a fat man get shot
my jaw parted in a slow silent cry, the O of my lips expanding slow like the matrix
as the tremendous event had passed and the boob earthquake had stopped the girl looked me in the eyes forcing me for an answer
my eyes and entire head did a quick shake as if i fly had flow onto my nose
my voice was eviscerated in my throat, and all that came out was a low bass AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ending with my question i had lost
taduavcaramel
i said
she looked confused and asked me what i wanted, leaning forward to hear better
one hand covering her chest
"est-ce-que t'a du butterscotch?"
she motioned for me to come with her to the other side of the bar where the caramel was,
yes that's what i wanted indeed!
"one scoop?" she asked in french
she put one scoop, stopping to make sure i was certain.
yes yes i was
but wait i wonder how much it costs for 2?, and it's a 5 minute walk back home it might melt
"non! 2 boule!"

boule means boobs it can also mean ball as in scoop of ice cream

i have stories....

Here are the titles of some of my adventures in Inida thus far:

-seeing through trees
-greeny transportation
-the sacking of dehli..belly
-no cake birthday girl
-slaying of the she-bitches
-I do P.P.
-deceptive snake charmer
-giving head to sow
-inner kung fu
-earless servants vulgar manner
-charlie
-60 year old hippie orgy
-hippie witch of the forest
-french hash snobs
-Big Boss lady hands
-Johnny djembe
-Swiss drunkards (he was a good fighter)
-indie acid dave
-Bj barbara jane
-Defensive hindu hard head
-full power hike
-spider slaying
-Himalayan sandals
-hacket the game
-isreali smokers
-gangster rooftop hindu chill outs
-dark jam's at welcome
-Big Ass Sikhs
-Israeli's throw rocks at each other
-lazy day dogs, nighttime hell hounds
-street kids want your beer
-eye fucking the Indian way
-buses hull ass, ours tighten
-shaky Gary joint roller
-japanese back packers
-gay german hikers
-don't use napkin for toilet
-Bholanath
-scary British junky girl
-lalu and ajay
-golden temple smells like feet
-danny Auschwitz smoking dojo
-we can make mustaches
-pervert painter full power
-Vikki loves us boys
-Katy tarrot card
-metal rave wasted sadu's
-don't feed the puppy
-Long Mornings
-boulder coaches
-first customer we have chai
-meeting the wives and the family
-Raju!
-Riding the Chillum Train
-Gill army toker
-reiki amir giggle pants ..and shit
-Rizen shwanz
-foreign fruits make good chillum's
-no mo momo
- we go to tosh tomorrow

India

just finished packing for my trip to India!
it's gona be crazy!

my bag weights 25 lbs

my smile weights more

come sail away with me

if Emily and i are both single at 40 we're getting married in Vegas and living on a sail boat in the desert ..with a life raft 50 yards away tied to our sail boat for when we need time alone.


Beautiful people should never be lonely. whats the point of being beautiful if you cannot share it. it's like living in a sail boat in the desert...
and we keep hearing that there are more fish in the sea



i would never post something without trying to make you guys smile






let us set anchor in the depths of these dunes, to brave new worlds
we explore the useless
with vigor we look onwards from the bow
"release the sails"
telescope handy trying to spot the future through our eye patch
"LandHO!"
searching for the ocean
and we are flooded with dust
smiling ear to ear
rushing from one end of this magnificence sail boat of ours to the other
making adjustments, tightening knots, scrubbing the deck, checking the compass, turning the wheel
sailing as fast as these mountainous waves of sand will take us
and we are in a hurry
searching for davy jones's locker, where we use to slip love notes
and it seems we are going backwards, these lazy clouds passing over us like snail mocking turtles
BUT WE MUST MAKE SURE THE SHIP IS IN TIP TOP SHAPE!
"captain hows the ship!?"
" aye she be tip top, beautiful, the finest vessle to sail the 7 seas"
but we have sailed so few seas that the magical sparkling blue has turned to sparkling sand
most of the crew has abandoned ship almost to the last man
"but quickly now we have no time to waste matey!"
stock full of rhum oh and how we are dumb with no place to cum
better get yer sea legs you never know when we might hit water
riding these heat waves into the bosom of mirages
"east by east yer sea dogs! thats where will find water"
"AYE!"
we sail to India
the ship creaks protesting cynical moans
drowned out by the laughter of drunk pirates
who wear double eye patches and double hooked hands
waiting for their chance to do a jig
the longer they are denied water the faster this ship will swashbuckle under it's own weight
"but keep smiling matey's, ther be gold and treasures in the form of sea maidens"
"AYE!"
Like ship rats they scurry preparing the ship for water
in this endless desert

Epic

"I wish I was a man, to feel no love but my little pussy heart only wants to be loved...like every other pussy in town... je suis soule"

This Line is epic.
although men have pussy hearts as well
Hi i'm Will, i'm sober, and i have a pussy heart



(Birthday 2006, St, Laurent + Masionneuve)

i watch poetry on Youtube

This is my new girl friend.. she's awesome.. she's kind of a passionate girl




Oh Shit smokey's on the scene!


the godfather of rap ..or something

and i like this blog

i met this girl on New Years in Brooklyn

http://hannahpeaches.tumblr.com/page/1
this is a poem she wrote
i kinda like it

ms. blum

and I love stories and you and you and your stories
and I wish you were here with me its beautiful
and I have been spending as much time outside as I can
and I’ve been trying to exude positive energy
and I met a man from spain who was quite silly he gave us a hand full of weed and we told him to find us in the woods to smoke it with us later.
and he did it was quite funny.
some good things are happening.
and I think you should come to california
and I miss you
and I think thats all the and I’s I can think of
oh wait no it’s not
and I have been eating delicious food.
and I have been driving outside and sleeping in my car
and I’ve been going a little mental
and I’ve been abnormally normal
and I miss you again
and I can’t wait to see you.

and I luv ya.

and I can’t stop with the and I’s

and I
and I
and I wish you were in my car with me


you got me in a particularly insane mood, I’m sorry that you had to deal with it and read that
and then laugh at me
which I hope you are doing right now
because I would be laughing at me
ya gem

-an amazing friend who is 3,000 miles away<3

schools out for the summer

SCHOOL IS OVAAAA!

WHOMP WHOMP


Tiga - Overtime (Brodinski Remix)

today i'm sitting in my red bath robe with absolutely nothign to do! isn't that glorious!

Summer has started and i'm excited.. time to shake my booty

Let's start the summer with an offer to all the beautiful ladies out there

if your adventurous, open minded and like to have a good time then put on that candy cane lipstick and come out and have an adventure with me
ya? ya!