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Fun with Fake Names

I work at McKibbins Irish Pub..for now.. every morning when i take the booze inventory i have to 'sign in' name, date all that jazz. Writing my own name is boring.. therefor just for shits and giggles I've been signing in under fake names every since i started working there in june..

a couple of these names are actually real people!

Enjoy :P

Tornado Wallace

Dawn Williamson

Pegasus Valentine

Gregory Suede

Sanchez Soleil

Marvin Pontiac

Sanjit Gopta

Jean L'Amour

Saladin Sutra

Hanz Jagerdouche

Pastel cerelli the third

Zanzibar Blue Horn

Bastien "the Cock" French

Irene Rainwell (during the hurricane)

Malibu Slade

Morocco Swayze

Borris "blue" Yoyovich

Kolombo White

Mephistopheles

Mandigo Drask

Dorethy Mantooth

Zazoo Frost

Daemon Dread

Samwali Jones

Taz Jafar

I LOVE making up fake names.. and i LOVE creating fake characters. your turn, create a fun alter ego with a wild back story.. exercise that creative muscle

the little death

The Chicken coop is getting a new coffee table book

http://www.amazon.com/Will-Santillo-Petite-masturbation-fantasies/dp/3836524368/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1

I stumbled upon this blog http://zixdays.blogspot.com/

Check out one of his/her quotes:

"Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile

because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright."

Hope you find the one that makes you smile.

French Steak

I've had a fucking hectic past couple days.. and hectic days parred with lots of physical activity and poor nutrition makes me feel all fucked up.. crancky, depressed, angry AGGRESSIVE!

tonight i had a delicious french steak with sweet peas.

that's all i really needed

now i can think straight

i'm a man again.. not a weak little starving African child

heres some mutha fuckin music

i'm still debating if i'm done with dating, fucking, seducing etcetera

i've been stuck in 2 cycles

1- dating-sex-boredom

2-dating-falling for-fuck it up-heartache

it's getting a little emotionally draining.. but its alright... i've got me!

and i'm fucking awesome

if you don't realize it you're a blind fool

the way i see it

My head goes in the gutter when i get all tired and hungry and cranky...i lose my zen... one should never lose their zen.. unless, by losing your zen you help strengthen your zen down the road

or something like that

sometimes i find it hard to explain how i see the world in words...but its bright, sunny, positive.. getting caught in the rain is a good thing.. and stubbing my toe or falling on my ass is hilarious..no matter how painful

-Mornings are amazing and why would you watch something set when you can see it rise!

-people are so interesting.. everything about them, the way they dress the way they talk, what they talk about..works of art really

-please others before yourself.. unless it harms you in some way.

alright i'll finish this later..again :P

This is why you should be thinking about me when you're alone in bed.

so there!

is it too vain if i post my portfolio on my blog?...ya kinda is

if you look hard enough and you know the right key words... you might just find some more erotic photos of yours truly

...

Mikel Marton ?

i am an Agent of Happiness, tool of the universe. When you call i magically swoop in like a gust of cool breeze on an unbearably hot day. When you feel cold, lonely and negative i wrap around you like a comfortable shawl, warming you up and protecting you from the bad guys. When you're dragging your feet i pick you up with a smile and infuse your body with energetic giggles. I give you anything you need, whether its a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, arms to wrap around you, a mouth to kiss, a dick to fuck, a body to lick, a tongue to cum, a story to entertain, a lesson to reflect on, advice to learn from, an adventure to enjoy, a drink to forget or a smile to realize.

The only thing i ask in return is for you to be happy, and to learn and enjoy and experience.

The Universe always listens .... you may not realize.. no matter how subtle or obvious it is.

Us Agents of happiness frolic in and out of your lives like positive little guardian angels, champions of the light, heroes that save people from emotional burning buildings or fight modern day villains.

we should never expect anything back or any recognition for these acts of positivity

...it would be nice though.. once and a while

Will got a "radio show" ..not really

i found this website that lets your record and post your own live or recorded 30 minutes shows.. !!!

i have been waiting , (not really looking) for this for a long time.. i've always wanted to do this but i've always been to lazy.. i simply googled search radio show online and it was the 3rd hit!

be ready for some ridiculous shit!

http://www.spreaker.com/page#!/show/the_lions_den

ENjoy!

Cause the fisherman is raping everybody in the pool