Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Krump it



I'm secretly a very impressive krumper.
I've always loved this aggressive and visually stunning dance.
one reason i love it is because if you want to be a good krumper or if you just want to start krumping you have to shrug off the heavy coat of conformity furthermore you have to be willing to express yourself and not give a shit what people say or think.

I'm always down with expressing emotionality, especially through dance.

There is a documentary out there called 'Rize' about the evolution and history of Krumping



I can't wait to see it.

Here are some dope tracks made by krumpers for krumpers.
if this doesn't bring out your inner animal and give you the urge to BUCK! then your a timid mofooooo

J-Squad - 300


J-Squad - Glory to God


check their Myspace www.myspace.com/jsquadbeatmastaz

P.s. If you want to challenge me to a Krump off then I'm more then willing to serve you fool!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Women with Balls


A women has to have some attitude, she gotta have some balls...(not literally of course, although that would prove interesting)
I've only met a couple ladies in my 2 decades of women chasing and hair pulling who have true confidence and attitude. I find it hot. If your insecure and you want me.... you'd at least better be interesting and attractive. If not then keep eating out of that icecream tub babe.... p.s. the secret to your misery is at the bottom. good luck :P

Anyway let me get to the point. My newly adopted little sister Emilie Olson is quite the young and talented photographer. She recently paid homage to my sexy bod by posting a little blurb about me and my modeling on her new blog. yay!
i have to return the favor right? usually I'd pay her back in sexual favors but considering i barely see this little vixen, this plug of her and her work will have to do.
so check out her site and her blog!
her blog is chock full of interesting nothings about her life!
Emy Blag
you'll love it.. i swear

and here's the important stuff.

Emilie Olson Photography

as all of you know my sister is a prominent Montreal fashion photographer, therefore i know my shit and emy's shit is the shit ya heard!?
she has a very 'crisp' style with an abundance of nature and women.. very aesthetically pleasing to the eye. This is one of my fav's

and just like all semi-amateur photographers who want to make money she does weddings too! so if your getting hitched you should hire this little minx

The minx

dangerously orgasmic.

wooooowowo whats cracken all my highspeed beat pirates!?

I'm done school and it's time to party! speaking of which i have an interview tomorrow to become the new assistant to the head of event planning at LaRonde! whack eh? if i get this job my social life will wither and die like a malnourished African baby.
it 40hours a week plus occassional weekends!
you know what i say to that bullshit!

Resist - Plastique De Reve

Plastique de reve( aka Daze) is this 40 ish yr old genius from Geneva. I've met him on numerous occasions and seen him spin. Not only is he a very talented DJ but he's an interesting character with some good stories.
www.myspace.com/plastiquedereve


also check out his remix of "last night" by Headphone Karaoke (Paris) it is so dope and dark and dark and dope. Its Dark and ghostly like a mysterious zombie movie soundtrack. The Bass is dangerously orgasmic.
www.myspace.com/headphonekaraoke

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Hope to god this gets published

I have to publish an article in order to pass my first year of journalism... so i did a review.. quick and easy.. like myself. now let's hope the following gets published or else....



Maybe it’s the pot of coffee I drank this morning but as soon as the pop rocky sounds of Starfuckers debut album started blasting out of my computer speakers, I honestly started swinging my head from side to side, Carlton Sheffield style. Starfuckers have a happy, foot taping pop sound to them. Their vocals are high pitched and whiny sounding. They replace this lack of articulation with good synth sounds and a strong foundation of drums and guitar. Whatever their whining about at least the beats are catchy. Their band is comprised of 4 young dudes from Portland Oregon. The 4th song on their CD entitled “laadeedaa” sounds strangely like Family guys “rock lobster” b-52 tribute track, only more up tempo and with additional whining. How could you not get up and dance to that sound? ROCK LOBSTER! And guess what! You’ll have the chance to do just that when they come to Montreal on April 19th at ll motore with Guidance Counselor (a ghetto glam duo also from Portland Oregon). Rumors abound say that both bands put on quite the show…youtube it. Their CD cover, Music videos, and their overall sound is very much comparable to a good hallucinogenic trip, complete with flying manta rays, astronauts and multi colored diamonds. You know what… I’ll even go as far as to suggest this CD to you; reader. Hop on the next flying manta ray and go out and find yourself a copy, not only will it put you in a good mood but I guarantee if you have watched the Family Guy rendition of “Rock Lobster” then as soon as you hear that “laadeedaa” track you will yell out ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!

http://myspace.com/starfuckerss

Laadeedaa - Starfucker


Florida - Starfucker


and for your viewing pleasure:



Rock Lobster - B-52

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Skinny white Un-thuglike Rappers are the best


I'm starting to drift towards songs that have lyrics that rhyme with heavy bass lines behind. yes RAP.
Did you know that RAP stands for Rhyme And Poetry
Word!
I saw this video on Music plus today and immediately did my goggle,blog,artist research, download all the songs i can routine.

Asher Roth:
this is his new hit single, it's quite sing-a-longy and has nice, carefree vibe and the video is fairly accurate of what kids my age do for fun. Don't pass out with your shoes on.

Asher Roth - I Love College

His other tracks are dopper and have some bomb rhymes

Asher Roth - CANNON
He destroyers Nick Cannon in this one, it's hilarious

and this is his cover of a millie by Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne - A Millie( Asher Roth cover)


His album comes out April 20th...4/20..how clever....