Why can't we all just Rave our way to heaven?

Giles Smith. one half of Secretsundaze has put out a podcast with RA Residentadvisor
it's super deep like some of the women i have slept with. it's all about the deep house, the smooth techno, the unrecognizable transitions. It flows through your body like mutli-grain cereal.
If mermaids had raves i think this is the type of music they would dance(swim?) too.
you can download it hear: Giles Smith but you have to create a login first. it's not that hard and well worth it.
The mix is 80 minutes long and was recorded in Giles bedroom. i bet he mixed in his boxers, that would be rad.

This deep house and techno provided by artist such as Giles smith and other European rave gurus are as powerful as the religious preachings of the 'ism' and the worlds faiths.
If church had deep rave parties I'd be the first in line for holy communion HALLELUJAH! I'd also feel much more connected to "God" then i would be from hearing the endless drone of white robed ministers reading and re-reading a book that is the worst example of broken telephone and selective beliefs.
Why can't we all just Rave our way to heaven?
It's much less harmful then going to war with Religious books as our shields and godly representations/artifacts E.g. (The Cross, The Menora) as our weapons.

let's just listen to good music and dance and love and be loved and smile and make new friends and enjoying life. with that said
Download that podcast above and stay tuned every week on RA advisor for their weekly podcast downloads, which are always dope like the pope who lost hope and dropped the soap and got groped by a big mutha sucka named Delicious!

Y'all wana get Sweaty with me?

No longer having problems with girls and legitimately growing up Girl Problems and Kid Legit have banded together like superman and Batman, Spongebob and Patrick, The Brush and Listerine to create the fantastic club fighting duo Nujax they've got some pretty aggressive house tracks, mostly (if not all?) remix's. You can dance like an epileptic every Friday at their "Sextape Fridays" (easily found on facebook) club nights where they tear up Blue Dog motel like DMX and Michael Vick.

They're just massive, in the sense that their dj skills and remix's are heavy and aggressive, they make you ( or at least me) want to punch a hipster in the face on the dance floor to give yourself more room to swing your arms around and chug the bottle of Grey goose that has been passed around like a hooker from Rimouski then getting rid of that terrible alcohol burn by licking a strange lady of the night who's dancing as bellicose as you(me) then hitting her in the face with your(my) sweaty hair then ending the routine by cupping your mouth and giving the very popular "woooo" salute to the dj's, in this case NUJAX"S !

This music is straight up sweaty

Much love to my buddy Justine "the rattle snake" Adler and Alan "big money" Brinsmead

Super Duper Fly - Nujax

Back in Black - Nujax

we be walkin with to much swagger be missin the buses and shit

I gotta vent like a mutha fucka!!! but don't worry I'll add some dope music for you (my countless fans and followers) to listen to while i vent cause I'm listening to it now

Check it it's Drake http://www.myspace.com/thisisdrake

its the black dude who got shot up on degrassi!
he's a rapper now!
i know i was taken aback as well .. i mean ..degrassi common but no he is a genuine rapper... and he's pretty dope.. i like his flow. He's supposedly banging Rihana now.. he must be happy.

Fucking Rant time
so i caught this little blurb on my friends blog today : http://ekolson.tumblr.com/ (june16th)

why am i a little perturbed and such? i unno i just wanted to hangout with that lady and hopefully have some good times and get to know an interesting girl, god knows "interesting" is a rare quality these days, but this fellow gunterman (you got lower cased bitch) seems to have all that on lock-down and I'm not a house breaker (is that the term?) I've done it already in the past and it never feels good (actually it fucking does. why lie about it? your just bringing pleasure to a pleasure less person in a gloomy and boring relationship). But it's all about improving someones reality and i doubt i can improve this chicks reality more then gunterman can. there both photographers! I'm a model.. man that would make an interesting three-way

anyway another PROMINENT reason why i am perturbed is because this fellow man slept with an old bum buddy of mine before i had so it seems to me that he's always one step ahead of me. I mean COMMON! You see i had grandiose plans to take the blog lady on some fun adventure times this week.. i even texted her! oh ya I'm serious, but it looks like cupid already popped a cap in her ass...i hate that diaper wearing mofo "getting into ballroom brawls with cupid like fuck that naked baby angel doll" - Saul Williams. (At the very end of song)

Surrender - Saul Williams

We should meet gunterman, or maybe we're the same person and this is some straight up fight club type shit. Either way I'm already tired with your generic looking ass and your (obviously) exceptional skill in the Venusian arts
Fuck!

it has been way to long dear blog.

i gotta write something! my creativity is shriveling like balls in cold water.

I'm gonna writer about this techno I'm blasting write now.
techno use to be such a dirty word.. now electro has taken it's place as the dirty word.. but that's another post..

i recently subscribed to this website called Resident advisor, you can download podcasts and what not. They have a new one each week

www.residentadvisor.net

The podcasts are phenomenally dope, the best techno and House and underground shake that i have seen a website offer to date.
go there now and dl some podcast
http://www.residentadvisor.net/podcast.aspx

So far this podcast is my favorite: http://www.residentadvisor.net/podcast-episode.aspx?id=156
it's a dude called Seth Troxler .. he sounds like a cat who has a lot of satin in his home and goes to many orgies.

The one i am listening to right now is a live mix by this duder named Levon Vincent
http://www.residentadvisor.net/podcast-episode.aspx?id=158



If you find this post to lack substance and you need a side dish for your voracious appetite then good sir feast you eyes on this website!: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
This website has single handily made me squirt milk out of my nose in fits of laughter.. without even drinking milk. Basically the name is self explanatory .. There are thousands of text messages from people about their debauchery the night before, for example:

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie
and..

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

the list goes on and on.


I've even posted a couple myself (search the 514)

definitely worth checking out, especially if your having a bad day and need a good cheering up.
Keep your mangoes fresh and your bananas peeled