V-day

Well Valentines day is just around the corner... have you found a special someone?

my father always says that valentines should be everyday, yet he'll still do something special for my mother on the 14th. my fathers the kinda guy who brings home a bouquet of flowers on any random evening.

i haven't decided what i'm doing for the BIG day :P

i might buy some sheep's hard, some red wine, light some candles and incense maybe bring myself to a movie then go home and hopefully get lucky if i'm not to tired.

what you've never taken yourself on a date? oh it can be wonderful!

if theres no special someone who asked you out then why not take yourself?

there are definitely a couple girls i would consider taking out to dinner or some such adventure.

but here are reason not to for every girl i'd consider haha:

-Taken

-clingy

-has my balls in her hand

-taken

-flakey

-hot as hell but not my type

-too cool for school

-to shy

which one is you?

you see the conundrum i'm in, furthermore if any of these girls actually wanted to go out they'd call me right? probably not but wtv.

what makes me special (besides vomit inducing vanity) is that i can make myself happy, why do you need to validate your happiness through someone else.

personally i think you're all missing out :P

Unrelated thought of the day:

These fucking Jewish girl.. every time. why do i find them so sexy and delicious?