Cause the fisherman is raping everybody in the pool

My single bed has plenty of room for you but never enough room for them

Heartbreak/heartache only makes you strong and wiser.

Haiku time:

The Fall of heartbreak

The Spring of budding flowers

The Summer of love

My friends awesome quotes:

"Women suck and thats why we love them" - R.S

"a beefy" J.C

"women can fake orgasm, men can fake love" T.M

" I make it easy, you make it fun" W.C

" i wear flavored lip balm because it makes me feel like i'm kissing a pretty girl all day"

My Late night/early morning sappy playlist:

Smile

Let's get a little too high on life and stumble around smiling ear to ear like the chesire cat disappearing enlightened from this reality leaving only our smiles

the best defense against those countless frowners and downers and no good pounders

a war man told me the best defense is a good offense so everyday i attack you with this common sense

happiness is everywhere and once you accept it and let it strip you bear only then can you dare to think you know whats really going on in this universe so forget your purse and all the things that will shorten your path to the hearse

and smile

at least for a while

let all that negativity float away like your paddling down the nile

and

we are submersed in beauty yet too many of us float at the top like cadavers and the rest of us have snorkles cause we're to scared to dive down and discover

open your eyes take a deep breath and look around

i beg you to look into the eyes of a child; life's true performing poets or

go outside and see for yourself

the symmetry of a butterflies wings, the scent of a women, the fragility of a flower, a lovers tender kiss, the intricacies of friendships, the purity of a newborns palms, the stories found in wrinkles, the gentle breeze in the desert

and maybe i've been to burning man too many times

or maybe i have to much faith in strangers

but i keep looking and hoping that kindness and happiness is not yet endangered

because i think if everyone single person on this earth smiled at the same time and globally we shared a moment of true happiness

Evil would be washed away .a global baptism true adhesiveness

but lets start today even if your life is a little grey and your in dismay or a victim of foul play just curve your lips and your already halfway

smiles are the weapons of your soul weapons of mass construction

and lets begin our happiness seduction

for every frown thats down lets subject them to abduction replacing the negative with the positive and it's all good

if you live in the hood or a high rise or halifax or hampstead or a hole in the ground just be happy that you can smile it's not hard it's perfectly sound

no one can take that away from you

and if they try know that their futility is fuel for their frowns and if they continue to try and bring you down place your smile on their head like a crown making them look like a clown

because too many things don't matter like the pitter patter of politicians or MTV ambitions or your bank accounts condition

what matters is you and this and the search of simple bliss and your lovers kiss

so if your feeling blue with nothing to do then just smile cause it's all here for you

Most useful book ever purchased

Buy it:

http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Orgasmic-Man-Sexual-Secrets-Should/dp/0062513362

Check it:

http://www.multi-orgasmic.com/male.html

i just re -read this poem.. kinda funny

http://vanititiesviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-new-years-outfit-still-smells-like.html

Make sure to dance to this one

Noir & Haze - Around [Solomun Vox Mix]

Fucking weirdos

as promised (way earlier then expected) i'm going to share some music that i have been listening to this summer.. i'm more of a podcast guy but i do enjoy the singles

..

Make sure to click the link to dl!

about the selection:

these are some tracks that have seen that ol' repeat button a few to many times this summer..

i like to keep things varied.. variety IS the spice of life .. I've listen to these songs while:

-biking through a hurricane

-dancing alone at the grocery store (who says you can't rave at the IGA?)

-before fun summer dates (dates are the best btw.. i love going on a date)

-lying in the park post picnic

these tracks really are fun to listen to depending on your mood

the summer started with a heartbreak ....(silly fairies)... which in my humble opinion ..sucks! but also is AMAZING!

Heartbreak is one of the best things to happen to someone.. it makes you stronger, gives you some time to think abut yourself and what you want..ect

wow what a tangent

all this to say that when your going through some hard or easy times it's always nice to have a bit of musical companionship. Music is such a powerful thing..you should treat it as such

anyway

the rest of the summer has been so much FUN tons of smiles and adventures. i think what i learned this summer was how to find the most joy out of the random and simple

so here is a tribute to the random and simple

Enjoy weirdo's

Trouble (chad Valley remix) totally enormous extinct dinosaurs

Misery - Gallows

Since we last met - NDF

Do you realize - Flaming lips

Let me count the ways - Benoit & Sergio

Full grown man - Benoit & Sergio

Home - LCD soundsystem

IxC999 - White ring

Gotta go - Oberhofer

Playground Altona -Coma

P.S This is in response to this other weirdo's blog (there's a bunch of us out there).. lol she is such a silly goose .. i mean just to picture this girl jamming to -Come sail away by the Styx-

i seriously laughed out loud ..it's so corny!.. .. weirdo's eh?.....we're so.....

WEIRD

p.s.s. i fuckin luv it

p.s.s.s i was talking about weirdo's ..not 'come sail away'..haha

the beginning

alright.. school starts tomorrow..it's finally serious awesome time

learning, growing, improving

that's the goal kids

i'm excited

I've also decided to bring this blog back to its original state.. more music, more lessons and reflections, more art, less ranting :P

I had a fantastic summer...

The Longest, Most redundant poem i have ever written

I need women

i need to long for them fall in love with them and get heartbroken by them, i need to go on dates with them and pursue them i need them as friends and foes i need to play that ever lasting never ever for ever after game of subtle seduction

back and forth like battling cobras

i need to growl and hiss for them

i need to stand straight for them and puff out my chest for them

i need to clench my jaw for them and blush because of them

i need to look out like lighthouse keepers and find the brightness in each of them

i need to be a gentle man and open doors i need to compliment so as to make myself feel better

i need to unfurl their curls and caress their curves i need to trace their body with 1 finger outlining their femminity it gives me serenity to be so close to divinity

I need girls and i need women and ladies and models and secretaries, librarians.

each with a lesson

looking back i needed

up and coming gym teachers, insecure french girls and troubled artists, i needed those westmount nerds and fashion rock stars, hipsters that shoplift, i needed smiling hippies and strong Nubian princesses, i needed big women, the kind that take what they want. i needed those volunteer paramedics and go getter bartenders, 6 foot yoga girls and young designers that i almost forgot about.. i needed suicide girls and broken ballerinas.. kinky Italianos and red headed feminists

i need that uncertain possibility that comes with a lingering gaze or a sultry smile i need that taste of victory when i lick your desire i need the sting of defeat as i watch you turn away..

i need to look deeply into your eyes only to see my reflection cause girl i need vanity, i need their decisions and self reflection.

i need the girls that are aware and the ones that wish they were i need to smell the scent of a women i need to submerse myself in their hair the sensual baptizim i need to catch my heart as it flies out of my mouth i need their adrenaline rollercoasters and the calculations to their heart that Einstein would scratch his head at

i need those pretty lady induced silences that shyness that reduces men to boys memories of silly chases around the park our first encounter with diseases cooties spread like the plague!

i need those girls that dance to techno and dress up up up the ones that smoke to get high i need those sassy firecrackers and subtle seductresses.

I need them strong and individualistic

i want you! but i want you to want you, and to trust yourself, and to make your own decisions

i want a strong independent women that seeks answers and asks me questions

i need a women that goes and cum's, seeks and allures, takes and gives

i need them wise and humble yet vain and sensual

i need to stop writing this shitty poem and find her

upside down frowns

I have a Smile plastered to my face

The things that make you feel depressed should also make you smile

in the face of sorrow the only appropriate response is realization which should lead to laughter

because there is no reason to be upset.. there is hilarity in everything.. especially in the worst circumstances.

sometimes you get confronted with a situation and your mouth drops into a long droning.."fuuuuccccccckkkkkk" which , in my case, is followed by a long droning " shiiiiiiittttttt"

then of course the " that suckkkkkkkssss"

but the fact that this terrible situation is so depressing makes it so fun and hilarious!

i must sound crazy but when it comes down to it there is never a reason to feel down.. you must expect a lesson from every situation.. learning a lesson is always a cause for joy!

here's an excerpt from the book i'm reading 'Shambhala the sacred path of the warrior' by Chogyam Trungpa

-For the warrior, letting go is not based on getting away from the constraints of ordinary life. It is quite the opposite. it is going further into your life, because you understand that your life, as it is, contains the means to unconditionally cheer you up and cure you of depression and doubt-

BAM!

isn't that amazing!?

so just laugh it off, smother it in sillyness and realize that that's the way it's gona be..you'll definitely learn something.

***

"fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk. i wana go to da Niagara fallssss THAT PLACE IS SO ROMANTIC! WTF! lol

closest thing i got is my leaky ass bathroom

*sad puppy dog face*

shiiiiiiiitttttttt"

I'm such a weirdo for BURSTING in laughter at my own inside jokes... definitely meant to date no one other than myself for a while.