Something a la mode

Something a la mode is these 2 dudes from Paris who both go to this prestigious classical music school. one plays the violin the other makes love to the cello. On the weekends they go to raves and party!

on their free time though they create this crazy techno/classical music with occasional lyrics and a spice of funk ... so dope

i implore you to go check out their myspace !

www.myspace.com/somethingalamode


G-String - SomethingALaMode


Paris makes me feel like dancing - SomethingALaMode

and check out this video.. an Orchestra being conducted by a fucking robotic arm!!!!! WHAT!

Pegasus Valentine

i was digging around my old files on this computer and look what i found!
.. before i show you let me explain. 2 years ago my friend Dan and I had a "fake character battle" on facebook. No one was crowned the victor even though my character was the bomb. so this is my fake character post. His name is Pegasus Valentine.

CLICK on the photo to read the story of Mr. Pegasus Valentine, the other photo is one of the only pictures in existence of Pegasus at one of his infamous 'Garden parties'


Hilarious isn't it. i hope you like Pegasus, i sure do. anyway there are rumors he has a son, and my sources tell me it could be the famous surfer/TV host/DJ/model/ star yoga teacher/radio host/party go-er and California native Leo Valentine. My team and i will definitely have to look into it and try and score an interview with this famous Bonne vivant :P

Krump it

I'm secretly a very impressive krumper.
I've always loved this aggressive and visually stunning dance.
one reason i love it is because if you want to be a good krumper or if you just want to start krumping you have to shrug off the heavy coat of conformity furthermore you have to be willing to express yourself and not give a shit what people say or think.

I'm always down with expressing emotionality, especially through dance.

There is a documentary out there called 'Rize' about the evolution and history of Krumping



I can't wait to see it.

Here are some dope tracks made by krumpers for krumpers.
if this doesn't bring out your inner animal and give you the urge to BUCK! then your a timid mofooooo

J-Squad - 300

J-Squad - Glory to God


check their Myspace www.myspace.com/jsquadbeatmastaz

P.s. If you want to challenge me to a Krump off then I'm more then willing to serve you fool!

Women with Balls

A women has to have some attitude, she gotta have some balls...(not literally of course, although that would prove interesting)
I've only met a couple ladies in my 2 decades of women chasing and hair pulling who have true confidence and attitude. I find it hot. If your insecure and you want me.... you'd at least better be interesting and attractive. If not then keep eating out of that icecream tub babe.... p.s. the secret to your misery is at the bottom. good luck :P

Anyway let me get to the point. My newly adopted little sister Emilie Olson is quite the young and talented photographer. She recently paid homage to my sexy bod by posting a little blurb about me and my modeling on her new blog. yay!
i have to return the favor right? usually I'd pay her back in sexual favors but considering i barely see this little vixen, this plug of her and her work will have to do.
so check out her site and her blog!
her blog is chock full of interesting nothings about her life!
Emy Blag
you'll love it.. i swear

and here's the important stuff.

Emilie Olson Photography

as all of you know my sister is a prominent Montreal fashion photographer, therefore i know my shit and emy's shit is the shit ya heard!?
she has a very 'crisp' style with an abundance of nature and women.. very aesthetically pleasing to the eye. This is one of my fav's

and just like all semi-amateur photographers who want to make money she does weddings too! so if your getting hitched you should hire this little minx

The minx

dangerously orgasmic.

wooooowowo whats cracken all my highspeed beat pirates!?

I'm done school and it's time to party! speaking of which i have an interview tomorrow to become the new assistant to the head of event planning at LaRonde! whack eh? if i get this job my social life will wither and die like a malnourished African baby.
it 40hours a week plus occassional weekends!
you know what i say to that bullshit!

Resist - Plastique De Reve

Plastique de reve( aka Daze) is this 40 ish yr old genius from Geneva. I've met him on numerous occasions and seen him spin. Not only is he a very talented DJ but he's an interesting character with some good stories.
www.myspace.com/plastiquedereve


also check out his remix of "last night" by Headphone Karaoke (Paris) it is so dope and dark and dark and dope. Its Dark and ghostly like a mysterious zombie movie soundtrack. The Bass is dangerously orgasmic.
www.myspace.com/headphonekaraoke

Hope to god this gets published

I have to publish an article in order to pass my first year of journalism... so i did a review.. quick and easy.. like myself. now let's hope the following gets published or else....



Maybe it’s the pot of coffee I drank this morning but as soon as the pop rocky sounds of Starfuckers debut album started blasting out of my computer speakers, I honestly started swinging my head from side to side, Carlton Sheffield style. Starfuckers have a happy, foot taping pop sound to them. Their vocals are high pitched and whiny sounding. They replace this lack of articulation with good synth sounds and a strong foundation of drums and guitar. Whatever their whining about at least the beats are catchy. Their band is comprised of 4 young dudes from Portland Oregon. The 4th song on their CD entitled “laadeedaa” sounds strangely like Family guys “rock lobster” b-52 tribute track, only more up tempo and with additional whining. How could you not get up and dance to that sound? ROCK LOBSTER! And guess what! You’ll have the chance to do just that when they come to Montreal on April 19th at ll motore with Guidance Counselor (a ghetto glam duo also from Portland Oregon). Rumors abound say that both bands put on quite the show…youtube it. Their CD cover, Music videos, and their overall sound is very much comparable to a good hallucinogenic trip, complete with flying manta rays, astronauts and multi colored diamonds. You know what… I’ll even go as far as to suggest this CD to you; reader. Hop on the next flying manta ray and go out and find yourself a copy, not only will it put you in a good mood but I guarantee if you have watched the Family Guy rendition of “Rock Lobster” then as soon as you hear that “laadeedaa” track you will yell out ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!

http://myspace.com/starfuckerss

Laadeedaa - Starfucker

Florida - Starfucker


and for your viewing pleasure:



Rock Lobster - B-52

Skinny white Un-thuglike Rappers are the best

I'm starting to drift towards songs that have lyrics that rhyme with heavy bass lines behind. yes RAP.
Did you know that RAP stands for Rhyme And Poetry
Word!
I saw this video on Music plus today and immediately did my goggle,blog,artist research, download all the songs i can routine.

Asher Roth:
this is his new hit single, it's quite sing-a-longy and has nice, carefree vibe and the video is fairly accurate of what kids my age do for fun. Don't pass out with your shoes on.

Asher Roth - I Love College

His other tracks are dopper and have some bomb rhymes

Asher Roth - CANNON
He destroyers Nick Cannon in this one, it's hilarious

and this is his cover of a millie by Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne - A Millie( Asher Roth cover)

His album comes out April 20th...4/20..how clever....

Unleashing the beast of masculinity

Summer fast approaches and the beast is getting restless. Once the cage that holds this monstrosity opens, this beast will be unleashed upon the fairer masses. People forget that the super cute lion they see at the zoo, behind steel bars and high fences, is actually a terrifying killer. The lazyness that has been witnessed by many will melt away with the winters snow. The dry spell will give way to a monsoon. Many people who have only seen this beast during the winter months have no idea the actually power he holds. Older acquaintances know exactly what is fast approaching, and they are wary. They are quickly taking their seats to see the carnage that will ensue, old grins on their faces, grins they haven't used for this beast in a while. The low growl will crescendo into an epic roar. Mothers lock up your daughters. The summer has always belonged to this beast. Your underestimation will be your downfall. The beast will ravage through this city like an epidemic , the epitome of male sensuality.

Come and get them - 300 Soundtrack

Hardcore Hollering

Ever wonder why certain people enjoy different genres of music?
why does one guy like metal and the other classical? why does she like electro and he just lovessss Rap?
well i found an answer, it's simple really. if your in a certain state of mind and within this state of mind you stumble upon a certain band/DJ/Group ect that compliments your state of mind at that point in time then you will fall in love with that music group.
this week i was feeling quite aggressive! my facebook account got deleted, i accidentally deleted all my music files and the extra sunlight I'm getting from this beautiful weather is supercharging my bodies testosterone production.
In my aggressive haze i stumbled upon Hollywood Undead which is a group of 7 masked dudes who preform a kind of Scremo Rap ...it's delicious. i stumbled upon them while surfing the channels on TV and going on music plus (which is where i find most hardcore music that i fall in love with for short periods of time. i found Die Mannequin there as well) i saw their new hit single video "Undead" anyway without further adieu here is Hollywood undead's new hit single

Hollywood Undead - Undead

and their Video :





and here's Die Mannequins Hit Single as well ( the lead singer is the dirtiest and hottest chick i have seen from Toronto Thus Far)




Die Mannequin - Do it or Die

The voyage of Man

After my morning coffee i decided to do the daily sudoku challenge in The Gazette. i tired something different this time and listen to my ipod. I quickly found out that this auditory stimulation added another layer of difficulty to this morning mathematical challenge. I was listening to "the Descent of man" by Jori Hullkkonen. After getting a certain morning sudoku/coffea buzz i had a small Epiphany.
what if you listen to "the Descent of man" by Jori Hullkkonen and tried to contemplate it's meaning while looking at "The voyage of life" by Thomas cole?
what would be the juxtaposition? would they compliment each other? would your brain morph into a 4th dimensional entity, finally understating the meaning of life?
Either way i suggest you give it a shot. Although before you take on this psychedelic feat i suggest you don't do it alone, rather get your good friend Mary Jane to help you out. I'm sure she would lubricate the transition from naive, head scratching barbarian to all knowing 4th dimensional deity.
Give it a shot

The Descent of Man - Jori Hulkkonen