Tuesday, September 27, 2011

French Steak

I've had a fucking hectic past couple days.. and hectic days parred with lots of physical activity and poor nutrition makes me feel all fucked up.. crancky, depressed, angry AGGRESSIVE!

tonight i had a delicious french steak with sweet peas.
that's all i really needed
now i can think straight
i'm a man again.. not a weak little starving African child

heres some mutha fuckin music






i'm still debating if i'm done with dating, fucking, seducing etcetera
i've been stuck in 2 cycles

1- dating-sex-boredom
2-dating-falling for-fuck it up-heartache

it's getting a little emotionally draining.. but its alright... i've got me!
and i'm fucking awesome
if you don't realize it you're a blind fool



Sunday, September 25, 2011

the way i see it

My head goes in the gutter when i get all tired and hungry and cranky...i lose my zen... one should never lose their zen.. unless, by losing your zen you help strengthen your zen down the road
or something like that
sometimes i find it hard to explain how i see the world in words...but its bright, sunny, positive.. getting caught in the rain is a good thing.. and stubbing my toe or falling on my ass is hilarious..no matter how painful

-Mornings are amazing and why would you watch something set when you can see it rise!

-people are so interesting.. everything about them, the way they dress the way they talk, what they talk about..works of art really

-please others before yourself.. unless it harms you in some way.

alright i'll finish this later..again :P

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


This is why you should be thinking about me when you're alone in bed.
so there!

is it too vain if i post my portfolio on my blog?...ya kinda is


if you look hard enough and you know the right key words... you might just find some more erotic photos of yours truly









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i am an Agent of Happiness, tool of the universe. When you call i magically swoop in like a gust of cool breeze on an unbearably hot day. When you feel cold, lonely and negative i wrap around you like a comfortable shawl, warming you up and protecting you from the bad guys. When you're dragging your feet i pick you up with a smile and infuse your body with energetic giggles. I give you anything you need, whether its a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, arms to wrap around you, a mouth to kiss, a dick to fuck, a body to lick, a tongue to cum, a story to entertain, a lesson to reflect on, advice to learn from, an adventure to enjoy, a drink to forget or a smile to realize.

The only thing i ask in return is for you to be happy, and to learn and enjoy and experience.
The Universe always listens .... you may not realize.. no matter how subtle or obvious it is.
Us Agents of happiness frolic in and out of your lives like positive little guardian angels, champions of the light, heroes that save people from emotional burning buildings or fight modern day villains.

we should never expect anything back or any recognition for these acts of positivity
...it would be nice though.. once and a while

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Will got a "radio show" ..not really

i found this website that lets your record and post your own live or recorded 30 minutes shows.. !!!
i have been waiting , (not really looking) for this for a long time.. i've always wanted to do this but i've always been to lazy.. i simply googled search radio show online and it was the 3rd hit!

be ready for some ridiculous shit!


ENjoy!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

My single bed has plenty of room for you but never enough room for them



Heartbreak/heartache only makes you strong and wiser.

Haiku time:

The Fall of heartbreak
The Spring of budding flowers
The Summer of love

My friends awesome quotes:

"Women suck and thats why we love them" - R.S

"a beefy" J.C

"women can fake orgasm, men can fake love" T.M

" I make it easy, you make it fun" W.C

" i wear flavored lip balm because it makes me feel like i'm kissing a pretty girl all day"

My Late night/early morning sappy playlist:








Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Smile

Let's get a little too high on life and stumble around smiling ear to ear like the chesire cat disappearing enlightened from this reality leaving only our smiles
the best defense against those countless frowners and downers and no good pounders
a war man told me the best defense is a good offense so everyday i attack you with this common sense
happiness is everywhere and once you accept it and let it strip you bear only then can you dare to think you know whats really going on in this universe so forget your purse and all the things that will shorten your path to the hearse
and smile
at least for a while
let all that negativity float away like your paddling down the nile
and
we are submersed in beauty yet too many of us float at the top like cadavers and the rest of us have snorkles cause we're to scared to dive down and discover
open your eyes take a deep breath and look around
i beg you to look into the eyes of a child; life's true performing poets or
go outside and see for yourself
the symmetry of a butterflies wings, the scent of a women, the fragility of a flower, a lovers tender kiss, the intricacies of friendships, the purity of a newborns palms, the stories found in wrinkles, the gentle breeze in the desert
and maybe i've been to burning man too many times
or maybe i have to much faith in strangers
but i keep looking and hoping that kindness and happiness is not yet endangered
because i think if everyone single person on this earth smiled at the same time and globally we shared a moment of true happiness
Evil would be washed away .a global baptism true adhesiveness
but lets start today even if your life is a little grey and your in dismay or a victim of foul play just curve your lips and your already halfway
smiles are the weapons of your soul weapons of mass construction
and lets begin our happiness seduction
for every frown thats down lets subject them to abduction replacing the negative with the positive and it's all good
if you live in the hood or a high rise or halifax or hampstead or a hole in the ground just be happy that you can smile it's not hard it's perfectly sound
no one can take that away from you
and if they try know that their futility is fuel for their frowns and if they continue to try and bring you down place your smile on their head like a crown making them look like a clown
because too many things don't matter like the pitter patter of politicians or MTV ambitions or your bank accounts condition
what matters is you and this and the search of simple bliss and your lovers kiss
so if your feeling blue with nothing to do then just smile cause it's all here for you


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Saturday, September 10, 2011