Olympus table

an Olympus table
my friends and i gathered around.
because we are like the Greek gods of old. we are all mighty mofo's better then most people, it true. we have gone places, done things, we have stories to tell, experiences to relate, knowledge to give.. we can be thrown into most situations and take hold of it. we are open to most things, we have higher then average IQ's, we are, for the most part, in good physical shape, we are all attractive inside and out, we can sell ourselves and and our ideas, we can command and contribute to any conversation.
we might not be the kings of a bar room yet we carry a quiet confidence knowing who we are.
and yes some of you are lucky to talk to us.
none of us are truly the same, actually we are all quite different. inspiring others to say things like "you guys are so different from each other ..why do you guys hang out"? ..julia...
i think it's because we realize each others power and respect it. we are different in musical tastes, sports, hobbies extra but we all share that intensity, that spark, that power that makes us the best at what we do.
as Will Smith once said " once you stop learning and getting challenged by a friend then you should find other friends" or something along those lines


we should all gather for a festival around a huge mahogany Olympus table drinking the finest ale, striking up the most intriguing conversations, laughing and toasting in the heavens. only gods can be invited to this endless round table. enjoying life like only gods can.

Drew: Poseidon
Tom v: Hades god of wealth
Rory: Dionysus
Patrick: Apollo
Paul S: Hephaestus
Nick F: Zeus
Will C: Eros
Paul M: Hermes
Andre L: Caerus
Ward S/Joshua C: Momus
Brooke N: Alectrona
Alana M: Antheia
Brendhan M: Priapus
extra extra extra

what a morning!
woke up nice and early, coffee, pancakes.. the works.. went to work chipper as Alvin getting his nuts gathered by the chipmunks .. went to my first job .. 1000 de la commune east.. where a bunch of hockey players live.. started clearing gyp rock from this one apartment when one of those slippery bastids slips and hits me on the face




went to the hospital and got me some of that skin glue to glue me back together again
"thanks for stichin me up doc" i said to the hot Spanishsomething lady doctor..i've always wanted to say that

so i got the rest of the day and the week off! woot woot! i went x-mas shopping and came home and downloaded music all day! yay! "ya right internet like i'm gona pay for music bahahahah"
look what i found:

Dj Hell - Electronic Germany
That one is German robot Nazis taking over Europe scaring all the civilians away..manifest destiny turn this green world metallic

Dj Hell - The disaster Ink (needle remix)
This one is 2 well dressed men wearing suits and sunglasses driving a Ferrari, weaving in and out of traffic at 200 mph, delivering an important package to a very powerful Women, getting chased by bad men, really bad men but no worries cause the dude driving shotgun has a big fucking automatic rifle, Drew doesn't take no shit, takes them out and they slip away.

Kadebostan - Monkey Swing (Straight to the Zoo Mix)
this on is so jungle funky bipedal Black panther adventure on a full moon hunting who? hunting YOU! nah.. really hunting the bastid snake charmer with his Aladdin shoes and multi colored turban through a sweaty deadly jungle, he runs on the ground tripping over his robe and Aladdin shoes , you swing from the trees .. looks like your having Indian tonight

and last but not least for this evening:

We love Animals (Feat Soulwax & Mixhell) - Crookers
an empty industrial loft filled with stuffed animals... silence..vibrations? BOOM! the animals explode into ravers! havin a ravin good time the craziest rave you eva seen son! the cops bust the joint.. "shit whats all these stuffed animals doing in this loft... "

When i hear of something interesting i write it in the 'notepad' section of my phone.

i usually write a lot when i go out.. the next morning is always a laugh to see the ridiculous nonsensical substance fueled texts that's misspelled on my phone.

this is what i wrote last night at my Work Christmas party
1) addicted to positivity ( something to do with how we as humans are constantly searching for positive which i think i wrote down when we were talking about junkies)
2)Big Trouble in little china ( supposedly quite the hilarious movie)


This crappy phone of mine has such limited space .. so everythign written down has a special purpose/meaning
here's what else i have 'written down' on my phone during night or days out

-Kerastase (hair mask)
-Circe invdisoa (http://preraphaelitesisterhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/circe-invidiosa-1892-oil-on-canvas.jpg)
-coachella (http://www.coachella.com/)
-Lsb (http://www.myspace.com/lsbsoundsystem)
-Olympus table ( ohh man.. super inebriated and thinking about my friends and i as different Greek gods and how we should drink around a huge round Olympus table)
-On the road - Jake Kerouac (book)
-Beach football


now i'm going to go see Avatar anD get my mind blown off
GOD DAMN I LOVE SUNDAYS!!!

the 'fuck-it's" can get you Fucked

I'm that little home boy half shell at the front nudging my bro's saying "that heavy fucker with the tusks might actually just want to talk and go for a walk with us"



no worries, this little oyster got slurped before that Walrus invited them in, no wonder he wasn't worried, he should have been the one smoking that cigar :P

Only I will laugh at this one
hahahaha

How we Live

It's the end of the semester!
ya! get your party gear out and shake your bootie!

the most amazing thing happened today... i woke up fully rested with nothing planned for the DAY!
and i didn't even feel guilty about it!

yesterday i bought some crazy fun clothing from my friend Cary Tauben he was having a sale of all his old clothing (he's a stylist, and a dame good one. He's worked with my sister) check it out:


I got the Leggings
and i got the leopard print shirt

i also bought this dope fresh prince look-a-like hat

i already went to a party in these dope ass pieces and everyone loved them.
dressing more eccentric is one of my new years resolutions, it's fun to dress up and who wants to look like everyone else anyway? if life is a playground then why not live it in costume (like the merry pranksters of the 60's)

here are some good holiday party tracks for you sexy bitches to fuck your hair-do and stick your tongues out too

Dances with White girls - How We Live

Sis - Trompeta

download it!

oh and why not take a look at one of my favorite party picture sites to give you some party inspiration
www.lastnightsparty.com

great photos, hot hipsters, pretty ladies, great creative writing blurbs what more can you want?

fighting before the salmon is served and other war stories

This appeared on my News feed on Facebook this morning

http://ellabrandon.com/Ella_war_stories.html

it's very interesting. The Artist Statement is extremely well written.
I agree with this Ella Brandon character when it comes to having the ability to be hurt and cause hurt in a relationship.
her work with plastic Army men and other little figurines is both hilarious and creepy
go Check it out, and make sure to check out her stop motion videos.
I will keep a close eye on any other works of art she might produce

this is not a poem, this is a rant nay a public service announcement

If you cannot instill inspiration in someone..anyone.. then ask yourself "who am i" and "what am i doing with this gift called my Life"

Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmM2RwlxGt0

Empire of the Sun is doing something, so should you

I'm tired of talking with,sorry, to people who have nothing to say

your bland boringness is almost infectious
next time I'm just going to ask one of you if you have anything interesting to say.
if not then i wont say anything interesting, i wont say anything at all, and we will sit here in silence and i will look at you in the creepy'st way possible until you say something or leave.
I'm more then willing to listen to what you have to say but if your lips are glued shut by the cotton mouth of a monotone life then there's a problem

and if you think that I'm not interested in what your saying, well, it's not the content but the delivery my dear.


Look at this video not as an ad but as a grand metaphor for what I'm saying



sorry for the Levis, americaness, and war connotations of this video.. i just like this poem by Walt Whitman.

Igloofest

that's my Buddy Leif at Igloofest last year
and this year
Igloofest will be radical
for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm referring to the winter flip side of Picknik Elektronik

Igloofest is a month long weekend music festival held in Montreal's famous Old Port
with parties every weekend throughout January

this years line up is sick
http://www.igloofest.ca/?en/#/schedule-2010_en

so basically its an outdoor rave, next to the river in minus 20 degree weather.. prizes for best one piece snow suit... doesn't that sound amazing!
i know I'm going

Who am i excited to hear?
Janurary 15th Robert Babicz, Popof
January 22nd Zoo Brazil, Italoboyz
January 23 Guy J...!
January 28th M.A.N.D.Y
January 30th Joris Voorn


I'll see you there, or rather I'll see your snow suit, red frost tipped nose and eyebrow icicles

We are all our own Gods

Coming soon.

ohh but i'm getting there

lol so ridiculous

my love for you is measured in Gram-a-tical slurred words and fractions i only see you infrequently frequently wishing i was with you in your sensual soft lips rolled full of haze you smile with your crystals like some rich man bought them for you on V-day you fill my surroundings with Grey and i only celebrate our love on the month that's starts with A amazing 20 kisses inhaling you into me your philosophical suggestions and it's never easy possessing you shit maybe moneys the issue like "i'm sorry i can't take you nice places and pay for you all the time, i got bills to yo but that aint my fault" shit baby you know i want you with me like white on rice dice you up lie you down on white mattress's roll you in the covers when you see me you lighten up igniting our passion and i know i don't go down on you enough but you know i got work and school and stuff and i'm so stressed which should be reason enough to be with you but i promise i'll go down on you more like teens paying for it in Amsterdam and shit baby i pay for you all the time and we know it aint legal but lets just focus on the good stufff k baby? wana take a bath with me or just seat in my round spoon like chairs glass or wood our mutual understanding understood make me feel good but don't turn on me cause sometimes you don't make sense you get me worried and baby sometimes when we drink you make me sick but i'll forgive you cause you don't know any better and i bring it on myself just let me put the fire on and will watch a movie. putting my nose to your head sniffing away the pleasure of the earth and you baby mean so much to me and this earth which you make me see in a whole new light , shit wheres the light? oh and thx for the bud i hope it aint light whooosh your aflame with passion and i put you to my mouth so intimately you instantly get wet , you hit me so hard with your knowledge like rays of sun i squint to make out the happy knowledge vibes your trying to run through my body...you get me so emotional i cough in a fit of emotion. but now your spewing bull shit like shit i guess i gotta flick you make sure it don't land on anything flammable cause you can be infuriating but its all good you beautiful earth child. mmmmmm ahhhh what commences is intense sensual and baby you last soo lonnnngggg mm you make me hungry but the ecstasy is too intense and we just sit hear talking our conversations metaphorical filled with ism and what nots and we're catching trains of thoughts going nowhere and everywhere discovering new destinations and trying to describe them to friends like i just caught the 200 down to William Blake and it means so much ya know? Dante's inferno making more sense when i'm with you then when i squint through its pages alone and we can stare at the stars in silent bliss playing connect the shiny things and you connected to me as if this was meant to be because you know it is and i know you sleep around no intention of burning me and it doesn't because that's just the way it is and i will always give you the respect you deserve
you get me so high Mary Jane