thus far this blog is the bomb

going to a bar alone
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/going-to-a-bar-alone

Dilemma: I need experience to work as a bartender anywhere but no one will hire me unless i have experience, yet i'm probably better then half the other bartenders downtown.

had an interview at tonic club lounge... and the douche wouldn't even give me a shot.. i told him i'd go toe-to-toe with any of his bartenders for free and he didn't accept my challenge...
man finding a bar-tending job is hardddddd

check out this little article: http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/bangin-the-bartender-tales-of-tending-bar-in-la

Don't be a pessimiste

ah man you know what, it seems some of the most popular, sought after people in the world are the loneliest. even Lady Gaga says she's lonely as fuck...
don't be all lonely, you have so many people who want you. and don't say your misunderstood or some such thing.
I want you.
ya.. you already know.. so... instead of feeling sorry for yourself for not having a man in your life why don't you ask me out for a drink? hmmmm?
you need a bit more sillyness in your life.. that's where i come in.

smile you silly goose

My jaw dropped.
You look Stunning without make-up

Me

man as soon as i move out i'm gettin so much pussy

2:17amBrendhan

lol

you;d think so

but then you realise for the first timein your life you dont have anyone to answer to or approve or disapprove of what you're doing

and that when you sleep till 2, jack off till your hands go raw, eat cookie dough ice cream in your bed, and 4 months later begin to ask yourself what the fuck happened

2:19amMe

lol dude i do that now, i am jobless and i have a pool, a didgeridoo, great weed and i'm very sneaky

2:19amBrendhan

lol

2:19amMe

u know what i did tonight niggah

2:20amBrendhan

insert djembe where digeridoo, and job for jobless

and we're essentially the same person

2:20amMe

i got high as shit and watched vampire in brooklyn and blood dimonds, jerked off twice, swam, tanned, jogged and played online games .. all day

2:20amBrendhan

ahahahah

love it

2:20amMe

we shuld jam u got a djembe?

2:20amBrendhan

hells yes

drummmmm circle

2:21amMe

oh shit so does paul and joss plays the guitar sounds like we gona have a CIRCLE

in the park in front at dawson

2:22amBrendhan

fuck ye

k man

while these conversations are enlightening as always

2:22amMe

we must be off

2:22amBrendhan

i am currently still bleeding out the mouth

hahaha yes

2:22amMe

to the land of dreams then

HIGHYAAA!

2:22amBrendhan

gonna take some hard perscription drugs

and meet you on the other side

2:23amMe

keep them mangoes fresh brother

2:23amBrendhan

peace!

so juicy, so freshh

2:23amMe

later gato

2:23amBrendhan

until the violence stops

Me

shibop shewooo

Scooby-Doo is Rock N' Roll

your too cool i hate you

I need to invoke the spirit of Carlyle Williams to save my plagued mind!

i feel my stone cold resolve dissolving away into the form of a lonely puppy.

Why do i fucking think about her!? like a lot.

i play the phone game too.. sometimes when I'm drinking I'll grab my phone out of my pocket flip it open then flip it closed and put it away.. constantly .. until i drink to much and i don't flip it closed..

that's when the magic happens ..lol

even the cleverest one-liner drunk texts are never in good taste.

i wana pounce on her like a rabid wolf and bite her neck true blood style.


it's ok though guys.. seriously don't worry, once i move downtown in 3 weeks all this pent up sexual frustration will be unleashed upon many beautiful young things...hopefully...

until then FUCK YOU AND GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU BEAUTIFUL, LONG LEGGED, THIN, LION-HAIRED, HIPSTER, FASHIONISTA, INDIE, ALPHA FEMALE, WITH PERFECT STYLE, AND EVEN BETTER INSECURITIES.
I WANA GO DOWN ON YOUR TEENAGE-LIKE REBELLIOUS JOIE DE VIVRE

maybe it took 20 months for me to get over you even though i called it quits.

in hindsight though i know i only love the idea i have create of you. we would never work out, we're so similar and that makes it worse because it tricks me into thinking that maybe Carlyle Williams is full of shit and i should go on my own journey of past love re-discovery. the past is gone, it's something to be learned from and not repeated, you gotta look forward and the reason i keep looking back is because i see no special someone in my near future.
you were special
you are special
it looks like your having a blast, enjoying life, having sex, creating memories, smiling and dancing
:)

i'm having fun too.. more then you can imagine ( i went to india for Christ-sake and burning man is around the corner).. but still i wouldn't mind a warm somebody in my bed at the end of the night.

BIEN CE SA TABARNAKE!

Perfect morning

This is a recipe for a perfect morning

first you must wake up and wash your face with cold water.
then make yourself a gastronomical breakfast. in my case it's either some diabolical omelet or eggs cooked INSIDE a waffle! with cheese and maple fucking syrup!
a cup of coffee made with the freshest beans and water!
eat that shit up with the days paper next to your for light reading.
then comes the most important part of a perfect morning.
open up your computer, and dedicate the next 30 minutes to an hour listening to some crazy ass music! something up beat that makes you get up AND YELLL! AND DANCE!
extra points if your wearing funky pajamas, for today I'm wearing the famous Charbonneau night shirt; ( a long shirt reaching the knees with a large V neck button up collar.)
once your rock out session is complete go outside and stretch in the sunlight. then jump in the pool (sucks if you don't have one), again extra points if your butt naked.
Then take a steaming shower and put on your freshest of clothes.

ROCK N' ROLL !

(oh and don't forget to masturbate before noon)