Perfect morning

This is a recipe for a perfect morning

first you must wake up and wash your face with cold water.
then make yourself a gastronomical breakfast. in my case it's either some diabolical omelet or eggs cooked INSIDE a waffle! with cheese and maple fucking syrup!
a cup of coffee made with the freshest beans and water!
eat that shit up with the days paper next to your for light reading.
then comes the most important part of a perfect morning.
open up your computer, and dedicate the next 30 minutes to an hour listening to some crazy ass music! something up beat that makes you get up AND YELLL! AND DANCE!
extra points if your wearing funky pajamas, for today I'm wearing the famous Charbonneau night shirt; ( a long shirt reaching the knees with a large V neck button up collar.)
once your rock out session is complete go outside and stretch in the sunlight. then jump in the pool (sucks if you don't have one), again extra points if your butt naked.
Then take a steaming shower and put on your freshest of clothes.

ROCK N' ROLL !

(oh and don't forget to masturbate before noon)