I'd much rather masterbate then study

to my roomates

these other boys had a clean apartment
They discussed space like practicle philosphers
farting away sloppiness
cleaning couragiously living freely
working like honey bees dripping the sweet necter of organization
agreeing on aestetics and smileing while solving
late night catergorical kareoke
gangster rap and apartment maps
mountain bikes and dirtiness dislike
they were so neat
a beautiful place where i feel comfertable taking a seat


this poem is for the fools who are the lazy muels
for the no getters and the dirty jet setters
forgetting mittens in kitches and leaving the bathroom
a dirty doom
and dirty disches shy away the pretty bitches
no plants create can'ts
and we can't breath
and too much mead creates a greed for not doing your deed
sloppiness comferts you with a temporary bliss
with nothing to do on your list but miss
and this infected apartment becomes a cist
of personal hygiene Dis!

a clean room creates thoughts with no mentals 'nots"
space for your mind to breath and your ideas to feed so they can breed
which in turn gets the pretty girls over to slurp your seed

and it seems like thats all we need
to stop being obscene and start being clean
now thats the dream
for a great flat
a place to live and be a proper clean cat

स्टॉप हविंग सेक्स विथ ठाट विएर्द मन


translation

stop fucking that wierd man

get on ya feet

poetry wings welcome wisdom
and flap away fallacies
and just like a bird poetry can go tweet tweet
boy get on ya feet
poetry wants to make u fly and get you high
and we know u livin in the ghetto, getting high
maybe if ya stop getting high and start getting HIGH!
you're ideas would multiply and put you in the sky

now sometimes poetry can make you cry
something you'd rather deny


but let me tell you something
tweet tweet get on ya feet
bot them old country bumpkins
tweet tweet now get on ya feet
poetry will make you believe
and oh boy it will help you grieve

tweet tweet boy i hope you on ya feet

now poetry might make your 9 ta 5 seemed stupified
and it's not making sense
well start making dollars and get the pretense to start making some future dispense



**** came up with that in the shower and it kinda just ends there for now...tweet tweet

Shitty Poems

Check out this beautful art i found on the web


i was eating lunch at the Alexis Nihon food court last week when i was struck with a sudden urge to write.
as i looked at all the young foolish dawsonites, eating my brie chicken sandwhich listening to a fantastic Save the cannibals podcast by illich mujica i ripped open an excel gum cartridge and i wrote this little diddy..( i would love to show a picture but i am lazy and don'tknow how to upload photos from my phone to this computer)


Good posture solves problems
and if we all stood a little taller we might become enlightened with what we haven't seen

i wish i could mail my eyes around the world to see the seas and the soldiers of seductive sensuality

the sound my ears would make as i throw them off the tallest building bass jumping to foreign beats

employing my nose to work in the worlds olfactories

gifting the curve of my smile to all those who need to swing away sadness

giving my tounge the task of tasting the tid bits of truths and thank you's

my hands to hold the hundreds of handsome harlots

my arms to embrace the antagonizing arsenal of armies, squeezing away thier worries and warheads

my feet to furiously fight the facade of foolish fallacies
my dance moves to move you for a moment....

muttering away madness with heavy mastadon footmarks

you are somebody
all this is something
but expect nothing and appreciate everything
It's all here for you

Mildred and the Mice

Mildred and the mice

some people are whispering that there the next big thing.
signed on jack Whites Label.. thier story is pretty interesting.. look into them and keep track of thier progress

whale music

E:

i want to get baked soon

i havent in 2 years

hahah i forget what it feels like

are you baked right now?

W:

its awesome i'm listening to whale mucis naked

E:

whale music ?

W

eating chocolate chip cookies

now what can i show you that's super crazy cool


well Mofo Check this crazy shit out:

Last Thursday i went to a fantastically refreshing techno party at belmont where i ran into my

Doppelgänger!

yes i know! this dude was wearing sandles in the winter, had a toe nailed painted (mine are all painted) had long ass hair, taller then me but same build and had similar style. he's Australian, we both love traveling and enjoying life and everything around us.. we're both on a jounrey of discovery, self discover , self improvement ect... he's spent the summer in Europe, he's now in montreal till monday then he's off to califronia then mexico.. i'm very jealous..
we promised we'd travel togther sometime in the future..
now without keeping you waiting any longer check it out:



Justin A Will.C

Will.C Justin A












Will.C Words of Wisdom: "It's all here for you"

Justin. A Words of Wisdom "Expect nothing appreciate everything"

go out there and find someone who reminds you of yourself in some ways, maybe that person will see themselves in you...