Friday, December 31, 2010

The New Year

Let us rejoice! let us cry out! Let us smile!

it is the end of a year.
this year is passing away and a new one is being born.

it's easy to find beauty in a new year.
some people would rather think that its all just an excuse to forget old problems and make new ones.

i choose to think the new year is a point in you're journey where u stop, look behind and see how far you've traveled this year, and look forward to see where exactly you want to go.

what have i done this year?

I've been to India
I've been to Burning man
I moved out
I've made new friends
I've picked up the didgeridoo
i've experience the joy of a couple special ladies.
I've experience the character testing power of abstinence
I've had fun
I've laughed!

i hope everyone has had a great 2010, even if you look back and you find that 2010 was hell, ...well.. that's not necessarily a bad thing. life is a journey


i like to take the final day of each year to go a lil crazyyyy!!! .. get out all that craziness before the new year!

hope everyone has a great year!


on a side note i hope everyone has their ducks lined up for this semester and by ducks i mean booty..
cause everyone loves booty
things are looking good this semester


here's a haiku for all of you:

anticipation
all you beautiful women
i can't wait to taste

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Today
me
1:07am
i'm lost dude, im a victim of the chase, beautiful angels turn into pigeons once i've had them
nah im sayin
B-Han
1:08am
that the chase is more fun than actually being in a physically gratifying but albeit entrapping commited emotional relationship?
yes
me1:08am
yes
i love to be inspired to settle down
once once i would i would get bored and move on leaving a confused heart behind me
this moving out is great and all this sex with all these girls is great but maybe theres more to it
B-han
1:11am
the reality of finding someone who is desirable over a long extended period of time, as opposed to someone who is just tolerable and then routine is a large misgiving
me
1:11am
true say\
B-han
1:12am
if you're emersed in a plethorah of sweet unburdened free sex, I say swim, swim and ride those waves
me
1:12am
oh man i've been surfing
b-han
1:12am
because they do not last forever, waves quell, and the ebb and flow settles
me
1:12am
we'll see
b-han
1:12am
and then you're left with no water, nor vehicle to ride on
and tis better to ride and look, than to wait and look
like with all this fucking exam cramming
me
1:13am
preach
b-han
1:13am
that was pretty much it
hahahahaha
me
1:13am
so well said, you always have the right words for a confused soul

B-han
1:18am
hahaha we are fucked

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

for my Brother


I will conquer what has never been conquered.
Defeat will not be in my creed.
I will believe where all those before me have doubted.
I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor and respect of my team.
I have trained my mind and now my body will follow!


who am i?
i am Warrior

I will acknowledge the fact that I am an elite warrior who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by any means at my disposal.
I accept the fact that my team expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than our opponents. Never shall I fail my comrades.
I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be.
One hundred percent and more

who am i?
I am Warrior

Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained warrior.
My heart and my soul will be the fuel to carry my body when my limbs are to weary.
I will never falter, I will never lose focus as long as there is hope in my mind and my heart still beats.
I will never give in to the evil that is weakness and I will fight that evil with my dying breath.

who am i?
i am Warrior

Energetically will I meet my enemies, no one will challenge me, none will stop me from my goal.
I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Champion’s word.
I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall at the hands of my enemy and under no circumstances will I ever surrender.

who am i?
i am Warrior

Readily will I display the discipline and strength required to fight on to my objective and I will complete my mission.
I will rise when I fallen. I will rip the heart from my enemy and leave it beating on the ground. My enemy need not fear me but he will respect me and if he does not.
I will make him respect me with all that I have to give.

who am i?
i am Warrior

History will remember my name and he will not have to be kind.
For I will have denied his criticisms and put in my own praise, No one will define me, no one will tell me what I can achieve, none will say I have not given all I have to give and none will take my glory.

Who am i?
i am Warrior!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

to my roomates

these other boys had a clean apartment
They discussed space like practicle philosphers
farting away sloppiness
cleaning couragiously living freely
working like honey bees dripping the sweet necter of organization
agreeing on aestetics and smileing while solving
late night catergorical kareoke
gangster rap and apartment maps
mountain bikes and dirtiness dislike
they were so neat
a beautiful place where i feel comfertable taking a seat


this poem is for the fools who are the lazy muels
for the no getters and the dirty jet setters
forgetting mittens in kitches and leaving the bathroom
a dirty doom
and dirty disches shy away the pretty bitches
no plants create can'ts
and we can't breath
and too much mead creates a greed for not doing your deed
sloppiness comferts you with a temporary bliss
with nothing to do on your list but miss
and this infected apartment becomes a cist
of personal hygiene Dis!

a clean room creates thoughts with no mentals 'nots"
space for your mind to breath and your ideas to feed so they can breed
which in turn gets the pretty girls over to slurp your seed

and it seems like thats all we need
to stop being obscene and start being clean
now thats the dream
for a great flat
a place to live and be a proper clean cat

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

स्टॉप हविंग सेक्स विथ ठाट विएर्द मन


translation

stop fucking that wierd man

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

get on ya feet

poetry wings welcome wisdom
and flap away fallacies
and just like a bird poetry can go tweet tweet
boy get on ya feet
poetry wants to make u fly and get you high
and we know u livin in the ghetto, getting high
maybe if ya stop getting high and start getting HIGH!
you're ideas would multiply and put you in the sky

now sometimes poetry can make you cry
something you'd rather deny


but let me tell you something
tweet tweet get on ya feet
bot them old country bumpkins
tweet tweet now get on ya feet
poetry will make you believe
and oh boy it will help you grieve

tweet tweet boy i hope you on ya feet

now poetry might make your 9 ta 5 seemed stupified
and it's not making sense
well start making dollars and get the pretense to start making some future dispense



**** came up with that in the shower and it kinda just ends there for now...tweet tweet

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Shitty Poems


Check out this beautful art i found on the web


i was eating lunch at the Alexis Nihon food court last week when i was struck with a sudden urge to write.
as i looked at all the young foolish dawsonites, eating my brie chicken sandwhich listening to a fantastic Save the cannibals podcast by illich mujica i ripped open an excel gum cartridge and i wrote this little diddy..( i would love to show a picture but i am lazy and don'tknow how to upload photos from my phone to this computer)


Good posture solves problems
and if we all stood a little taller we might become enlightened with what we haven't seen

i wish i could mail my eyes around the world to see the seas and the soldiers of seductive sensuality

the sound my ears would make as i throw them off the tallest building bass jumping to foreign beats

employing my nose to work in the worlds olfactories

gifting the curve of my smile to all those who need to swing away sadness

giving my tounge the task of tasting the tid bits of truths and thank you's

my hands to hold the hundreds of handsome harlots

my arms to embrace the antagonizing arsenal of armies, squeezing away thier worries and warheads

my feet to furiously fight the facade of foolish fallacies
my dance moves to move you for a moment....

muttering away madness with heavy mastadon footmarks

you are somebody
all this is something
but expect nothing and appreciate everything
It's all here for you

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Mildred and the Mice


Mildred and the mice

some people are whispering that there the next big thing.
signed on jack Whites Label.. thier story is pretty interesting.. look into them and keep track of thier progress







Thursday, November 4, 2010

whale music



E:

i want to get baked soon

i havent in 2 years

hahah i forget what it feels like

are you baked right now?

W:

its awesome i'm listening to whale mucis naked




E:

whale music ?

W

eating chocolate chip cookies