Ukrainian Circus bears and froggy behaviour

Listen while you read ja!?





I said this to a friend today while enjoying a pint at the Concordia university bar this evening:
"Barney Stinson would give you a high five but Ted Mosbey would not approve, although we're in our 20's .. we're all Stinsons.. will get to Ted in our 30's...so high five"

it made too much sense. honestly. for those un-enlightened souls out their who haven't check out that amazing TV show called 'How i met your mother" you should check it out.
you would get exactly what I'm saying.
My birthday is on Saturday, i'll be turning 21
and in many ways I'll be getting old, but in my opinion i''m still young in too many ways.
as young, hormone induced youths we should indulge in our inner Stinson.
maybe he's got it right all alone. Because who wants to be shackled down like a Ukrainian circus bear to a partner who you'll eventually leave or get dumped by?
enjoy the carnal pleasure of the opposite ( or same wtv gives you a chubby) sex.

I have a friend who as we speak is on a date with a very pretty lady. little does he know this pretty little lady has an appetite for said carnal pleasure like a ferret in heat. my friend, lets call him the romantic, is probably trying to woo her into his own Ukrainian circus. This Pretty little lady is trying to use the same shackles, not to bound him to her circus, but to her bed. lucky for him? i sure would think so.
although my friends title as the romantic will not soon escape him for an evening of passion and pleasure. he's searching in vain for his own circus bear. a noble cause in another metaphor but in this one it just wont fit.

if you play your cards right tonight then your definitely getting laid buddy. unfortunately you'll be searching for more than bacon and eggs the morning after.
This pretty lady's fridge is stock piled with bacon and eggs.. but nothing more.

I would die for some of her Bacon and eggs.
I have an affinity for pretty little ladies

just Black eyed peas that shit and have a good night.
fuck ya? fuck ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMxASjxRk1w


this should play in your head all the time until you turn 30.. is what i would have said until i met the most amazing 39+ year old in the world. you know who you are you tall oceanic warden of the beautiful, well traveled Swans.
So this song should always play in your head.. forever!
i want to see more 70 year olds at raves
getting lucky and having the time of thier 70 year lives.
if i see another 20 year old couple geting married i will back hand them power ranger style.
you feeling froggy? then jump!
for serious thought.. just stop getting married and enjoy life un hindered and un shackled..
but what do i know .. this is just my opinion .. my supremely enlightened opinion that is respected by people 2-3 times my age.. people who tell me i am more emotionally mature then most people they have met. people in their 40's and 50's who stop and listen to what i have to say about the world and it's contents. so before you brush me off as some frustrated youth.. take a second to let what i spit soak in.
it wont easily rub out.