I had A dream last night that i was madly in love with this girl who was also madly in love with me
i couldn't tell you who this girl was, some kind of hybrid of all the girls i love, this girl also reminded me of like Milla Jovovich and kesha and other girls i know...
anyway

we were madly in love, the love you hear about in the depths of deep poems or the cries of a serenade ... i truly was one with this chick, we were so in love that we were thinking of getting married,
i loved her so much though that i didn't want her to get tied down to me at such a young age for her entire life.

i told her something, something that was so deep and philosophical that i woke with a start my mind bleeding from this revelation...

I'm sorry i don't really remember what exactly i said

i strain my brain so hard and all i can come up with are bits and pieces, something about my mass in relation to the mass of her entire life and journey through that life

the best i can come up with, which might be the exact quote and isn't that mind blowing after all, was this:

I am only a gram and your entire journey through life is a ton

maybe its not the quote that mind fucked me but it's implication and the fact that this was brought up in my subconscious

the perfect girl, the happiness found within a relationship, the fear of commitment, the insecurity that i will never be good enough for the perfect girl ...

friends, family, artists, pay attention to your dreams

yellow journalism

Let me cover you issues
reporting on your current climate
writing columns about nothing but your lips

Let me give you an O to put at the end of your V
and SOT means nothing to me but Sex on Tables

Your baritone bottom the perfect Anchor
my sexual prowess your Co-Host
I'm not trying to boast

in that sound proof studio
I'll make sure you never have dead air
I'll make you drop like sports
and we're running out of time

I'll edit your body to sync with mine
i hope you understand
i wasn't at the seminar but I'll do it in Garage band

you can call me eddie
cause you know how i role
I'll press your button till your flashing red
i can make your sound levels peak
get you stuttering like your live
gasping on more then air
getting you to Voice-over my name

I'll undress myself making sure I
De-brief, my boxers not the only
articles on the floor

let me give you an intimate newscast
taking my time , making sure it lasts
using every part of my body not just my mast

I'll make you moan like a giddy Walter Cronkite
keeping your mouth close to my mic,
and you know i love it when you bite
visualize that sight
something that will keep you from feeling contrite

That's the story i'd like to pitch
i know you want me to be your bitch

Girl i want to embed myself in your script
till i bust my nut graph and i know you want to lead
our sweat dripping in beads and the headlines read
"sexy lady wants wild Will's seed"
indent myself off of your bed
till all that's left is my head giving you face
i'm oh so curious as to how you taste
becoming the parachute reporter
of your bellow belt border

making you 'arrive' on time because punctuality counts for more then 10%
your knees and hips bent, writing this is making me pitch my own tent
I'd give up J school for lent just to be able to give you my package

just let me zoom in
and give your ivory skin a white balance

Do i really have to Re-ask?

You don't want me you just like the attention

This video is pretty cool

I love the black people doing there thang, especially the black chicks, they're Fly





La Roux - I'm not your toy (jack beats remix)

BBC Burning man

Check out this amazing 1 hour audio documentary about Burning man from BBC!!!

it's amazing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00q4ynn/BBC_Radio_1s_Stories_International_Radio_1_Bobby_Friction_at_Burning_Man/


One thing i miss about the Playa is the voices of the people.. they were so raspy and full of soul, wisdom and wonder

This is some video of his adventure



part deux



part Trois



this short clip is also pretty cool
http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/article/burning-man-2009-86217

Hey Girls!
so i bet there are a lot of guys that you know who you think are repulsive, jerks, assholes extra and there is no way in HELL that you would ever sleep with them.

i'm sure when some guys start flriting with you you think "god, thats never gona happen" and you quickly shut them down

BUT did you know!? that no matter what you do you have absolutely no control over the twisted, gnarly, shocking sexual acts that you do to us and we do to you in our minds.

you can turn a guy down but later that night you can bet your going to be in a twisted mental threesome in a pool of lube with your best friend/mother/sister/celebrity/Pocahontas/lady gaga doing things that would make your mouth drop .. having that guy doing things to you that would probably make you throw up

so cheer up! in some way or another your having sex with every straight guy you meet.
doesn't that put a smile on your face

god i love masturbating

Rodger Dodger

Things i learned from Roger Dodger about women and stuff...written as i'm watching it

-you should treat the nightlife the way it's suppose to be treated, hopping from venue to venue never subscribing to just one place .. like reggis.. fuck reggis

- wear suits, it's just good breeding

-"let's grab a bottle and find a view" (great line)

-2nd round lag: 2nd round of drinks and convo between u , ur friend and 2 new ppl can lag so switch it up.

-rodger doger is a great uncle

- don't talk to guys, keep talking keep moving

-winning time.. last hour of party/bar last call is when everyone is aware of time and wants to bone.. fear of the empty apartment

-the music at the party in roger dodger is dope/ the whole soundtrack is dope

-Rodger Dodger is a crazy fucking uncle

- this movie is not a lighthearted comedy.. its fucking dark.. like a psychologist wrote it at a bar an hour before closing time.. cigarette ashes peppering the paper
-the camera shots r amazing

-"my buddy over there has something to tell you, it's gona blow your mind" (great line)

- we are all just human beings.. just people.. people with feelings and emotions.. not unapproachable monsters

New Boo

This is my new Girl Friend, she's American but don't ask her about her ancestry



she's my little African Queen.. i call her my NuBOO..she's crazyyy

p.s.
Japanese Dj girl and me decided we were no good for each other ...

(but will cross paths later in the future ;))

social dandruff

it's UNBELIEVABLE!

In the past couple months i have had more people flake on me then i thought was possible... 90 + % of all dates that i have set up with people (mostly women obviously) have not gone through

WHAT THE FUCK!? do you lack all respect for me as a human being

maybe its just the way i was raised. my father always thought me to be on time, punctuality is everything it demonstrates respect and just good breeding.

being late or worse canceling/not showing up is so disrespectful. there is a serious lack of empathy.

what the hell do i do now that our date that i have planned/groomed/thought about for a while is no longer existent

it's like you mutha fucka were raised in a fucking barn

some peopel have ligetimate excuses but do not coduct themselves in legitimate ways

i NEVER flake.. i'm always on time ..does this just make me better then you? PROBABLY

jesus christ look at your calendar before making dates, and if your going on one you don't want to go on then don't set up a date in the first place .. you tools

if you have a last minute thing or wtv to do then either post pone that shit, cause u made plans with me FIRST, or set up an actual rain check for a certain time.. not a fucking fable of a rain check .. the 12th of never doesn't come around .. trust me i have waited for it.

I loose so much respect for people who flake but I'm just to nice with you guys to bitch you out and i try real hard to set up that rain check ...

i never make plans with people i don't like, i rarely cancel, and i never FLAKE

GET SOME HEAD AND SHOULDERS FOR YOUR PERSONALITY

this post is long over due, it's directed to not one but all of you... I'm sick of eating proverbial corn flakes instead of having a good, intellectually stimulating and exciting time with you

please realize that there's no reason to skip out on a good time

if i set up a date with you it's probably because i find you interesting and i want to get to know you better ..not just because i wana FUCK you ...although if we find each other interesting enough then why not

Shut up and Take it

Kesha - Blah blah blah
I think i just fucking realized something

well not realized just an idea that keeps getting re affirmed

i'm on Kesha's myspace page ( i know right? wtf) she's that Party chick who sings that track Tic-Toc


and i'm listening to her ..music.. and thinking of The Infamous Concordia bar called Reggis
i'm also thinking of a new character that is the embodiment of reggis. His name is Dave A and when describing him there is no differnce from the discription of reggis ..they are:
, sloppy, loud, obnoxious, hugger, Smiler, face toucher, beer chugger, dancer, back seat fornicator, social scenario masterbator

they make you feel so sloppy but your smiling the whole time and when they drunkenly shout in your face, breath reeking of pussy, instead of feeling repulsed you just shake your head and give that loud, hairy sloppy mutha fuck a high five, a props, and a clink of beer.

these mofo's are the jesters of the sticky floors and the blarring music

and these mofo's get pussy.. you know why!?
cause they don't deal with all that chit chat, they don't sink into deep conversations, or try to undress a girl or guy with multi colored tapestries of thought

NAH!

they take the pussy like pepe

a few words, a lot of touching, grabbing, invading of personal space and before you know it there drunkenly shouting in your face afterwards breath reeking of poon...

Kesha's one of these sloppy mutha fuckas..
they wana fuck so that's what they go out and do... everyone wants to bone but were getting balls broken by our own 30 pages essays of bar room conversation

unsurprisingly every time i have had the balls to kiss a chick without having much or any prior rapport with them they have always kissed me back..Hardddd

Kesha
Dave
Erin

your exuberance is inspiration for all us simple scholars, we try to get into people pants with a diploma as a shoe horn, you guys just rip those useless pants off


i would tip my hat to you in salute but i know that you would not accept anything less then removal of my my clothing
therefore
I fling my boxers in your direction

I've discovered some new music
and i'm gona share it with you!

Jason Shwartzmen,(one of my favorite actors) you might know him from such films as "the Darljeen limited", "slackers, 'Spun" and rarer films like "Rushmore" and 'The Marc Pease experience"
He has a band!
Coconut Recordings.. there fucking dope

Coconut Records - West Coast



Hey so you guys know Zooey Deschanel the girl from Yes man with Jim Carey?

remember her band from that movie
well here are the 2 tracks she performed in that movie!

Munchausen by Proxy - Sweet Ballad

Munchausen by Proxy - Uh-huh

NOW FOR SOME GANGSTAAA RAP!

Flowers - ft Raekwon, Method man, Lord superb, Ghostface killa
the back beat and synth is dope

next up is much less gansta but with a lot more Rhyme And Poetry

I own America pt 2 - Slick Rick

next up some inspirational gospel JAMMM

The sign - Los Angeles vocal artist (from the movie Slackers)

lets end this post with a BOMB remix of a Sebastien Tellier track

L'amour et la Violance - Sebastien Tellier (Floating points Dub Remix)

I have a piece of 8x11 cardboard next time my computer .. it is riddled with pens scratchings..barley an empty space left on it

over the past couple night these following thoughts were hurriedly jotted down
(just a few, not in chronological order... of course)

-i saw the sign- slackers album
-kids in Quebec come of age in their 2nd yr of cegep, American kids come of age in their 3rd yr of Univeristy
- deaths kids fly kites on airport runways
- Coconut records ( thx B-Han)
-Hawkins would have turned out funnier if he wasn't all paralyzed.. ( imagien a goofy British guy weird a crazy accent talking about atoms and shit)
-when becoming a teacher do they teach you how to deal with Student attachment to a teacher?
-write weekly articles about my experience infiltrating an American university... i'd be Kevin white, 20, from Missouri...
-Burma.. military regime.. really? crazy....
-Simpson documentary.. that shit is so in depth
- Def jam poets talk about a certain kind of love i have never heard about or experienced
- Existentialist detectives...
-Ben stiller makes a kick ass drama teacher in 'The Marc Pease experience'
-Wes Anderson
-Jason swartzmen
-Cool Ethan
-Rod Stewart
-Rushmore
young Jason Segel
- Bruce Willies
Goodnight

new special lady friend

so this is my new girlfriend
she's from Japan

:)

Will
how was ur new yr

Simona

it was cool, I went to a big party :):) how was yours? you were in NY?


Will

ya i ate some acid and went to this crazy warehouse rave party with a spinning bed and fire breathers and i wore this amazing spandex multi colored leggings and tank top..it was so crazy

Simona

it sounds awesome! such a Will-thing to do. you are so cool


Will

..thx .. alot thats awesome

Simona

I wish more people were that crazy :D:D

!
Will

oh there are out there.. u just got find them

Simona

like, if I ever would meet a guy in Sweden that would even have half of the courage you have to be yourself, he would be like my new best friend haha