Shut up and Take it

Kesha - Blah blah blah
I think i just fucking realized something

well not realized just an idea that keeps getting re affirmed

i'm on Kesha's myspace page ( i know right? wtf) she's that Party chick who sings that track Tic-Toc


and i'm listening to her ..music.. and thinking of The Infamous Concordia bar called Reggis
i'm also thinking of a new character that is the embodiment of reggis. His name is Dave A and when describing him there is no differnce from the discription of reggis ..they are:
, sloppy, loud, obnoxious, hugger, Smiler, face toucher, beer chugger, dancer, back seat fornicator, social scenario masterbator

they make you feel so sloppy but your smiling the whole time and when they drunkenly shout in your face, breath reeking of pussy, instead of feeling repulsed you just shake your head and give that loud, hairy sloppy mutha fuck a high five, a props, and a clink of beer.

these mofo's are the jesters of the sticky floors and the blarring music

and these mofo's get pussy.. you know why!?
cause they don't deal with all that chit chat, they don't sink into deep conversations, or try to undress a girl or guy with multi colored tapestries of thought

NAH!

they take the pussy like pepe

a few words, a lot of touching, grabbing, invading of personal space and before you know it there drunkenly shouting in your face afterwards breath reeking of poon...

Kesha's one of these sloppy mutha fuckas..
they wana fuck so that's what they go out and do... everyone wants to bone but were getting balls broken by our own 30 pages essays of bar room conversation

unsurprisingly every time i have had the balls to kiss a chick without having much or any prior rapport with them they have always kissed me back..Hardddd

Kesha
Dave
Erin

your exuberance is inspiration for all us simple scholars, we try to get into people pants with a diploma as a shoe horn, you guys just rip those useless pants off


i would tip my hat to you in salute but i know that you would not accept anything less then removal of my my clothing
therefore
I fling my boxers in your direction