Hey Girls!
so i bet there are a lot of guys that you know who you think are repulsive, jerks, assholes extra and there is no way in HELL that you would ever sleep with them.

i'm sure when some guys start flriting with you you think "god, thats never gona happen" and you quickly shut them down

BUT did you know!? that no matter what you do you have absolutely no control over the twisted, gnarly, shocking sexual acts that you do to us and we do to you in our minds.

you can turn a guy down but later that night you can bet your going to be in a twisted mental threesome in a pool of lube with your best friend/mother/sister/celebrity/Pocahontas/lady gaga doing things that would make your mouth drop .. having that guy doing things to you that would probably make you throw up

so cheer up! in some way or another your having sex with every straight guy you meet.
doesn't that put a smile on your face

god i love masturbating