I might not be your type but i can fuck your brains out

Fun with Fake Names

I work at McKibbins Irish Pub..for now.. every morning when i take the booze inventory i have to 'sign in' name, date all that jazz. Writing my own name is boring.. therefor just for shits and giggles I've been signing in under fake names every since i started working there in june..

a couple of these names are actually real people!

Enjoy :P

Tornado Wallace

Dawn Williamson

Pegasus Valentine

Gregory Suede

Sanchez Soleil

Marvin Pontiac

Sanjit Gopta

Jean L'Amour

Saladin Sutra

Hanz Jagerdouche

Pastel cerelli the third

Zanzibar Blue Horn

Bastien "the Cock" French

Irene Rainwell (during the hurricane)

Malibu Slade

Morocco Swayze

Borris "blue" Yoyovich

Kolombo White

Mephistopheles

Mandigo Drask

Dorethy Mantooth

Zazoo Frost

Daemon Dread

Samwali Jones

Taz Jafar

I LOVE making up fake names.. and i LOVE creating fake characters. your turn, create a fun alter ego with a wild back story.. exercise that creative muscle

the little death

The Chicken coop is getting a new coffee table book

http://www.amazon.com/Will-Santillo-Petite-masturbation-fantasies/dp/3836524368/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1

I stumbled upon this blog http://zixdays.blogspot.com/

Check out one of his/her quotes:

"Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile

because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright."

Hope you find the one that makes you smile.

French Steak

I've had a fucking hectic past couple days.. and hectic days parred with lots of physical activity and poor nutrition makes me feel all fucked up.. crancky, depressed, angry AGGRESSIVE!

tonight i had a delicious french steak with sweet peas.

that's all i really needed

now i can think straight

i'm a man again.. not a weak little starving African child

heres some mutha fuckin music

i'm still debating if i'm done with dating, fucking, seducing etcetera

i've been stuck in 2 cycles

1- dating-sex-boredom

2-dating-falling for-fuck it up-heartache

it's getting a little emotionally draining.. but its alright... i've got me!

and i'm fucking awesome

if you don't realize it you're a blind fool

the way i see it

My head goes in the gutter when i get all tired and hungry and cranky...i lose my zen... one should never lose their zen.. unless, by losing your zen you help strengthen your zen down the road

or something like that

sometimes i find it hard to explain how i see the world in words...but its bright, sunny, positive.. getting caught in the rain is a good thing.. and stubbing my toe or falling on my ass is hilarious..no matter how painful

-Mornings are amazing and why would you watch something set when you can see it rise!

-people are so interesting.. everything about them, the way they dress the way they talk, what they talk about..works of art really

-please others before yourself.. unless it harms you in some way.

alright i'll finish this later..again :P

This is why you should be thinking about me when you're alone in bed.

so there!

is it too vain if i post my portfolio on my blog?...ya kinda is

if you look hard enough and you know the right key words... you might just find some more erotic photos of yours truly

...

Mikel Marton ?

i am an Agent of Happiness, tool of the universe. When you call i magically swoop in like a gust of cool breeze on an unbearably hot day. When you feel cold, lonely and negative i wrap around you like a comfortable shawl, warming you up and protecting you from the bad guys. When you're dragging your feet i pick you up with a smile and infuse your body with energetic giggles. I give you anything you need, whether its a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen, arms to wrap around you, a mouth to kiss, a dick to fuck, a body to lick, a tongue to cum, a story to entertain, a lesson to reflect on, advice to learn from, an adventure to enjoy, a drink to forget or a smile to realize.

The only thing i ask in return is for you to be happy, and to learn and enjoy and experience.

The Universe always listens .... you may not realize.. no matter how subtle or obvious it is.

Us Agents of happiness frolic in and out of your lives like positive little guardian angels, champions of the light, heroes that save people from emotional burning buildings or fight modern day villains.

we should never expect anything back or any recognition for these acts of positivity

...it would be nice though.. once and a while

Will got a "radio show" ..not really

i found this website that lets your record and post your own live or recorded 30 minutes shows.. !!!

i have been waiting , (not really looking) for this for a long time.. i've always wanted to do this but i've always been to lazy.. i simply googled search radio show online and it was the 3rd hit!

be ready for some ridiculous shit!

http://www.spreaker.com/page#!/show/the_lions_den

ENjoy!

Cause the fisherman is raping everybody in the pool

My single bed has plenty of room for you but never enough room for them

Heartbreak/heartache only makes you strong and wiser.

Haiku time:

The Fall of heartbreak

The Spring of budding flowers

The Summer of love

My friends awesome quotes:

"Women suck and thats why we love them" - R.S

"a beefy" J.C

"women can fake orgasm, men can fake love" T.M

" I make it easy, you make it fun" W.C

" i wear flavored lip balm because it makes me feel like i'm kissing a pretty girl all day"

My Late night/early morning sappy playlist:

Smile

Let's get a little too high on life and stumble around smiling ear to ear like the chesire cat disappearing enlightened from this reality leaving only our smiles

the best defense against those countless frowners and downers and no good pounders

a war man told me the best defense is a good offense so everyday i attack you with this common sense

happiness is everywhere and once you accept it and let it strip you bear only then can you dare to think you know whats really going on in this universe so forget your purse and all the things that will shorten your path to the hearse

and smile

at least for a while

let all that negativity float away like your paddling down the nile

and

we are submersed in beauty yet too many of us float at the top like cadavers and the rest of us have snorkles cause we're to scared to dive down and discover

open your eyes take a deep breath and look around

i beg you to look into the eyes of a child; life's true performing poets or

go outside and see for yourself

the symmetry of a butterflies wings, the scent of a women, the fragility of a flower, a lovers tender kiss, the intricacies of friendships, the purity of a newborns palms, the stories found in wrinkles, the gentle breeze in the desert

and maybe i've been to burning man too many times

or maybe i have to much faith in strangers

but i keep looking and hoping that kindness and happiness is not yet endangered

because i think if everyone single person on this earth smiled at the same time and globally we shared a moment of true happiness

Evil would be washed away .a global baptism true adhesiveness

but lets start today even if your life is a little grey and your in dismay or a victim of foul play just curve your lips and your already halfway

smiles are the weapons of your soul weapons of mass construction

and lets begin our happiness seduction

for every frown thats down lets subject them to abduction replacing the negative with the positive and it's all good

if you live in the hood or a high rise or halifax or hampstead or a hole in the ground just be happy that you can smile it's not hard it's perfectly sound

no one can take that away from you

and if they try know that their futility is fuel for their frowns and if they continue to try and bring you down place your smile on their head like a crown making them look like a clown

because too many things don't matter like the pitter patter of politicians or MTV ambitions or your bank accounts condition

what matters is you and this and the search of simple bliss and your lovers kiss

so if your feeling blue with nothing to do then just smile cause it's all here for you

Most useful book ever purchased

Buy it:

http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Orgasmic-Man-Sexual-Secrets-Should/dp/0062513362

Check it:

http://www.multi-orgasmic.com/male.html

i just re -read this poem.. kinda funny

http://vanititiesviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-new-years-outfit-still-smells-like.html

Make sure to dance to this one

Noir & Haze - Around [Solomun Vox Mix]

Fucking weirdos

as promised (way earlier then expected) i'm going to share some music that i have been listening to this summer.. i'm more of a podcast guy but i do enjoy the singles

..

Make sure to click the link to dl!

about the selection:

these are some tracks that have seen that ol' repeat button a few to many times this summer..

i like to keep things varied.. variety IS the spice of life .. I've listen to these songs while:

-biking through a hurricane

-dancing alone at the grocery store (who says you can't rave at the IGA?)

-before fun summer dates (dates are the best btw.. i love going on a date)

-lying in the park post picnic

these tracks really are fun to listen to depending on your mood

the summer started with a heartbreak ....(silly fairies)... which in my humble opinion ..sucks! but also is AMAZING!

Heartbreak is one of the best things to happen to someone.. it makes you stronger, gives you some time to think abut yourself and what you want..ect

wow what a tangent

all this to say that when your going through some hard or easy times it's always nice to have a bit of musical companionship. Music is such a powerful thing..you should treat it as such

anyway

the rest of the summer has been so much FUN tons of smiles and adventures. i think what i learned this summer was how to find the most joy out of the random and simple

so here is a tribute to the random and simple

Enjoy weirdo's

Trouble (chad Valley remix) totally enormous extinct dinosaurs

Misery - Gallows

Since we last met - NDF

Do you realize - Flaming lips

Let me count the ways - Benoit & Sergio

Full grown man - Benoit & Sergio

Home - LCD soundsystem

IxC999 - White ring

Gotta go - Oberhofer

Playground Altona -Coma

P.S This is in response to this other weirdo's blog (there's a bunch of us out there).. lol she is such a silly goose .. i mean just to picture this girl jamming to -Come sail away by the Styx-

i seriously laughed out loud ..it's so corny!.. .. weirdo's eh?.....we're so.....

WEIRD

p.s.s. i fuckin luv it

p.s.s.s i was talking about weirdo's ..not 'come sail away'..haha

the beginning

alright.. school starts tomorrow..it's finally serious awesome time

learning, growing, improving

that's the goal kids

i'm excited

I've also decided to bring this blog back to its original state.. more music, more lessons and reflections, more art, less ranting :P

I had a fantastic summer...

The Longest, Most redundant poem i have ever written

I need women

i need to long for them fall in love with them and get heartbroken by them, i need to go on dates with them and pursue them i need them as friends and foes i need to play that ever lasting never ever for ever after game of subtle seduction

back and forth like battling cobras

i need to growl and hiss for them

i need to stand straight for them and puff out my chest for them

i need to clench my jaw for them and blush because of them

i need to look out like lighthouse keepers and find the brightness in each of them

i need to be a gentle man and open doors i need to compliment so as to make myself feel better

i need to unfurl their curls and caress their curves i need to trace their body with 1 finger outlining their femminity it gives me serenity to be so close to divinity

I need girls and i need women and ladies and models and secretaries, librarians.

each with a lesson

looking back i needed

up and coming gym teachers, insecure french girls and troubled artists, i needed those westmount nerds and fashion rock stars, hipsters that shoplift, i needed smiling hippies and strong Nubian princesses, i needed big women, the kind that take what they want. i needed those volunteer paramedics and go getter bartenders, 6 foot yoga girls and young designers that i almost forgot about.. i needed suicide girls and broken ballerinas.. kinky Italianos and red headed feminists

i need that uncertain possibility that comes with a lingering gaze or a sultry smile i need that taste of victory when i lick your desire i need the sting of defeat as i watch you turn away..

i need to look deeply into your eyes only to see my reflection cause girl i need vanity, i need their decisions and self reflection.

i need the girls that are aware and the ones that wish they were i need to smell the scent of a women i need to submerse myself in their hair the sensual baptizim i need to catch my heart as it flies out of my mouth i need their adrenaline rollercoasters and the calculations to their heart that Einstein would scratch his head at

i need those pretty lady induced silences that shyness that reduces men to boys memories of silly chases around the park our first encounter with diseases cooties spread like the plague!

i need those girls that dance to techno and dress up up up the ones that smoke to get high i need those sassy firecrackers and subtle seductresses.

I need them strong and individualistic

i want you! but i want you to want you, and to trust yourself, and to make your own decisions

i want a strong independent women that seeks answers and asks me questions

i need a women that goes and cum's, seeks and allures, takes and gives

i need them wise and humble yet vain and sensual

i need to stop writing this shitty poem and find her

upside down frowns

I have a Smile plastered to my face

The things that make you feel depressed should also make you smile

in the face of sorrow the only appropriate response is realization which should lead to laughter

because there is no reason to be upset.. there is hilarity in everything.. especially in the worst circumstances.

sometimes you get confronted with a situation and your mouth drops into a long droning.."fuuuuccccccckkkkkk" which , in my case, is followed by a long droning " shiiiiiiittttttt"

then of course the " that suckkkkkkkssss"

but the fact that this terrible situation is so depressing makes it so fun and hilarious!

i must sound crazy but when it comes down to it there is never a reason to feel down.. you must expect a lesson from every situation.. learning a lesson is always a cause for joy!

here's an excerpt from the book i'm reading 'Shambhala the sacred path of the warrior' by Chogyam Trungpa

-For the warrior, letting go is not based on getting away from the constraints of ordinary life. It is quite the opposite. it is going further into your life, because you understand that your life, as it is, contains the means to unconditionally cheer you up and cure you of depression and doubt-

BAM!

isn't that amazing!?

so just laugh it off, smother it in sillyness and realize that that's the way it's gona be..you'll definitely learn something.

***

"fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk. i wana go to da Niagara fallssss THAT PLACE IS SO ROMANTIC! WTF! lol

closest thing i got is my leaky ass bathroom

*sad puppy dog face*

shiiiiiiiitttttttt"

I'm such a weirdo for BURSTING in laughter at my own inside jokes... definitely meant to date no one other than myself for a while.

Climb your way to the top

I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamt that i was rock climbing ( free soloing to be exact) this extremely difficult wall and the entire time i was being applauded and cheered on by hundreds of people. These people were smiling and clapping from below me and above me, giving me words of encouragement. As i was climbing i was giving my absolute 100% because i was climbing without ropes and a fall would mean certain death. When i finally climbed over the edge onto the top of the mountain everyone erupted in cheers.

I always fuck it up. part: 10 million

their eyes are bright yet their stories are dull

listen carefully as they Adamantly talk about things that don't matter with such blind conviction they flap their gums and cover their ears, spewing forth regurgitated remarks like roman fountains

a virtual linguistic vomitorium. and they bury their insecurities in a pool of verbal diarrhea

watch as they cover themselves with their own putrid statements and self compliments , they stink to the HIGH HEAVEN, of triviality

a sense of self importance as they walk around like the emperor

naked yet still dripping with a nights worth of one up one liners which they try and use to beat you at conversation but they can never beat me at listening

and silence is golden like nagging beggars they come shouting at you to spend

making sure that you're well aware that they're interesting.. everything you say goes in one ear and out of their mouths exaggerated and lengthen like a magician with multi-colored ribbons

some of them even lie just to stand out but in these social interactions they're like a child crying out for attention

they tell you empty stories of adventures in the doldrums bush whacking their friends along the way to cut them down

they wear their life's achievements like Gucci rings made of fools gold

Dumbo weeps over the fact that their ears haven't grown in yet

the tiny holes in their head clogged with their own words, cannibalizing thier own bees wax they have the most fantastic conversations with themselves as old samurai's sit stoically and shake their heads in disgust at their lack of silence and subtly

their droning banality inspires harakiri ,

their eyes are bright yet their stories are dull

What a nigger can't dance with himself?

have you ever googled nigger?

Familiar strangers

I've had this idea for a website/blog for a while... a website about strangers i meet on my travels.. i'm finally going to put it together with my friend Tom. he's got a camera and nows all bout setting up websites. I'm not going to give it all away now but i'm going to ask strangers we meet around Montreal certain question, (again i wont tell you what they are now) but i will answer all the questions i have in this Blog..right now! trippy eh ..ya i know

-I'd have to say: Big mama Thorton - hound dog, Got my mojo working - muddy waters and Sonny Boy Williamson II, and The Black keys- Same old thing

- hippy/weirdo sexual.... like metro sexual but weirder and more peace and bandana's

-so right now i'd call this just lazy Sunday hipster on a boat

-I love strangers.. i think that there is something interesting and beautiful in every single person.. you just have to find it and when you do it will think and possibly smile. i wish strangers in the city would be more like the strangers at Burning man.. more open and loving.. but i guess there really aren't any strangers at burning man...

-my home use to be called the Chicken coop.. now its gotta get a new name...

-this one time at burning man i went to this nighttime rave on the outskirts of black rock city. this place called the Opulent Temple.. infected mushroom was opening for Arman van buren.. i went with these 2 hippy jewish girls from Long island and this L.A producer who grew up in the south Pacific..it was the first time i took Ecstasy.. so this rave in the desert was this big open circle with these 3 platforms at the back, facing the stage.. about 6 feet high .. the four of us were in the back on the ground in front of the middle stage.. there were lazers on top of the dj booth, the dj booth was this big metal head .. the eyes were flame throwers and the mouth was the dj booth..the flame throwers would periodically shoot out.. i started dancing and i felt this weird feeling i had never felt before.. i didn't really like and i had to sit down.. so i sat down under one of the platforms.. kinda cool, feeling kinda blue.. (drugs eh) and the older producer guy(no need for names) came and sat next to me, he asked me what was wrong. after i explained that i was feeling shitty he gave me his down jacket and put his arm around me and told me this: "you see all this crazy art around us? isn't it unbelievable i mean right here in the middle of the fucking desert!, and listen to this music the best dj in the world are playing for us in that metal head with the flamethrower eyes!, and look at all these people" he gestured outward and i saw all these hilarious fun people, some naked, some all dressed up in the most unbelievable costumes and some of them looked down at me and smiled and hollered and laughed, "you see all this" he said " ya i do" i replied .. then he told me the best advice ever " it's all here for YOU"

- positivity in all it's forms is a good thing everyone should practice

-again at burning man... i needed a ride into reno on the last day.. and the people who were suppose to drive me back were only going half way then going the other half way the next day.i really wanted to get to reno because there was thi girl i met in my camp that i really wanted to see.. so i got dropped off in this small town called Nixon and i hitch hiked with this crazy pink haired, wolverine looking wild and kind man who drove me in his Winnebago that kept dying every 2 miles or so.. he kept trying to fix it and it would work for another 2 miles.. after hours of this it was nighttime and i was freaking out.. he had the cover for the engine off and the engine was roaring right between the both of us while i was crouched over with two plastic bottles of gasoline (all that was left) and he was yelling something about how his he has done wilder shit then this in the amazon.. anyway the gas in the plastic bottle was getting drank up mighty fast and we almost didn't make it to the next town.. as soon as we did i busted out of the winnebago ( i now feel terrible for not thanking the man) and went to the first person i found and asked him if he could drive me to reno.. to my delight he was a frenchman from paris and he agreed and drove me back ..i eventually made it to reno 5 hours after i was suppose to and met the young lady

-i guess it would be this 40 kilometer hike i did in the himilayas in one day .. the guide kept pushing us till we were dead tired.. it took us 10 hours with a good hour long lunch break so 9 hours.

-Why do you paint your nails

-wildest would be the pink haired dude from burning man, and the coolest would have to be this Australian guy, we look very similar.. he is currently traveling the world .. met him in Montreal outside this club.

- the Tibetan book of the dead

-it was a beautiful day today i'm going rock climbing on Wednesday

thats all for now .. hopefully Tom and I will get our shit together and put together this awesome Website

- Will.C

Limitless

there is no try

there is only do

no more self pity

only self empowerment.

Music is my only lover

Music is my only Lover. she'll never leave me for another, she takes care of me, she makes me feel free, she bring me up, she bring me down , always providing the proper sound. she never takes time off, and yes she does help me get off. she's puts the sugar on my tongue, she doesn't do K all day, she always makes it out alive, she lets me inside her mind, she dim's the sun when its to bright, she provides oblivion, she makes me appreciate that summer morning and those quite storms.

Hippies with titties

Oh man this is gona suck

:P

see you on the other side

Don't call yourself a Hippy unless you got it together..cause a real Hippy has has control.. just in a different way then most. so if you're all over the place, all kinds a fucked up and forgetful then don't blame it on your hippy lack looseness with rules and structure nah thats your fault.. a REAL Hippy knows how ta keep control while stumbling around.. kinda like drunkin style boxing broo

kinda like surfing dude.. sometimes you gotta stretch your body in weird directions and in seemingly unstable scenarios to truly have control the wave.. so just ride wave .. but if you bail don't blame it on the board.

Hippies are smart, hippies can add, hippies can convince, hippies can lead and hippies can bleed.. but true hippies never fall apart...

Hippy Johnny is kinda of a rad dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjoCi7_xdWc&feature=autoplay&list=MLGxdCwVVULXf9SQn82DrgjULFinym5i2w&index=16&playnext=14

V-day

Well Valentines day is just around the corner... have you found a special someone?

my father always says that valentines should be everyday, yet he'll still do something special for my mother on the 14th. my fathers the kinda guy who brings home a bouquet of flowers on any random evening.

i haven't decided what i'm doing for the BIG day :P

i might buy some sheep's hard, some red wine, light some candles and incense maybe bring myself to a movie then go home and hopefully get lucky if i'm not to tired.

what you've never taken yourself on a date? oh it can be wonderful!

if theres no special someone who asked you out then why not take yourself?

there are definitely a couple girls i would consider taking out to dinner or some such adventure.

but here are reason not to for every girl i'd consider haha:

-Taken

-clingy

-has my balls in her hand

-taken

-flakey

-hot as hell but not my type

-too cool for school

-to shy

which one is you?

you see the conundrum i'm in, furthermore if any of these girls actually wanted to go out they'd call me right? probably not but wtv.

what makes me special (besides vomit inducing vanity) is that i can make myself happy, why do you need to validate your happiness through someone else.

personally i think you're all missing out :P

Unrelated thought of the day:

These fucking Jewish girl.. every time. why do i find them so sexy and delicious?

Jesus raves

Jesus raved to much, that's why they crucified him

My baby does K all day.. is she gona put sugar on my tongue?

So here's the track list for the week

http://www.mixesdb.com/db/index.php/Category:Benoit_%26_Sergio

and Lee Burridge.. you should definitely read his bio while listening to his mix, it's very interesting

http://www.electronicgroove.com/

and if you like good dark techno then you should hit up the Belmont for their Monthly techno night

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=136452543085848&ref=ts

techno girlfriends

i just wana find a girlfriend who will get fucked up with me in the red light living room and listen to techno dancing naked, smiling and acting weird.

who says you can't have sex while you dance.. or dance while you have sex

blast that good techno, look deep into the red lights dance and have fun

this is what i really fucking think about you

i had the most beautiful and emotionally realization this evening that we don't tell our friends what they really mean to us.. so this is what you guys mean to me

in absolutely no particular order

some of it will be repetitive but thats why you're my friend thats aspect of you are what i love.

Owen K: i love you man because you're a cool as shit! you style is amazing ( those sweaters dude i started wearing more sweaters when we started hanging out more), you're a fucking genius, i love your passion for sound and video and all that stuff you love. you're very interesting and you're a great guy

Tom M: hey guess what tom i think you're really smart .. and i like you're style like a fucking executive G. one of the most determined ppl i know i think we all need to take a chapter out of your book if we want to succeed in life. i love you man

Justin Ad: you're just a really nice guy.. you're on my team.. theres never any negativity around you. it's always a toothy smile. you're an amazing dj!

Tracey R: i love you because you're a tender soul but you're also an alpha female and there are so lil alpha ppl around. you're smart, interesting, beautiful and you gots great style, whether you like it or not you have played a role in who i am today. when we dated it was fun and great and i had just never met someone who was up front about their emotions.. i was just a silly boy who wanted to be loved and wanted to get laid. i was not emotionally prepared yet for the way you saw the world.

Emily Monkey: so we've known each other for a while.. there a picture of us when in my room from whenwe're 12? with you're arm around me.. wow that made me blush so much i had(have?) such a crush on you girl you're an alpha female with attitude and pizazz and character, you're beautiful ad sexy and funny and i can't wait for you to come up this week we will have a blast. i'm always here for you

Drew H: we have also known each other for quite some time, you're one of my closest friends. you're straight cool and you know it, Mr. keeps his cards close, you're lips shut, you're knowledge guarded ..its a good thing. i love you're conservative(but not really conservative :p) style i love pimping you out to the ladies i love talking with you i feel we have had some amazing conversations about the smartest and stupidest things. conversations are so meaningful and i love you.

Chris hippy D: when i went to the first bartending class this summer and i saw all the losers there i sighed... when you`re hippy ass mutha fuckin self walked in i smiled like a mofo.. we`re very similar you and i. you are a real person.. i hope you know what that means. you're very musically talented i love you`re style and you`re laugh is like an uncontrollable burst from deep within you brotha and i love it.

Natia Doobie: you're really a great girl... and you got style which i find is lacking in some people ( obviously not my friends :p) you're kind and soft and gentle but you know what you want. when i was at that party talking to that gay dude about massages and cocaine and you and that girl you were making out with kept bumping into us i would have never believed i would have ever kissed you. i'm glad i did.

Rory S: you bear of positivity you happy soul you anchor of kindness.. you are unbelievably kind, you're here for me. i love that you know how to smile and have a great time. our best dressed battles are amazing and when i know i'ma see you i make sure i look fuckign good cause you always do.

Heidy Hatters: you were (and are) that super sexy unbelievable bartender at hatters who would always flirt with me and i would never understand why. you're strong but you're also just a girl with feelings and a heart and those big beautiful eyes and i love that about you.

Paul M: you're actively striving to become a better person with knowledge and experience and happiness on you're side thats what we have in common and thats why i love seeing you and hearing what you have to say. you're a great listener ( except when it comes to poetry and hallucinogenics) lol i love you man

Joshy 'bob' C: of course i put you next to paul! you have such a joie de vivre, you can party so hard and be totally fine the whole time and the day after. i love hearing you strum the guitar and i think you're a rock star.. you already dress like one, look like one, talk like one.. i hope one day you're famous so that you can touch the lives of a bunch of people like you have touched my life.

Andrea H: oh andrea... i'm smiling now thinking about ya lol this is what i rlly think about you: we had such an amazing relationship.. so much fun dude! but i was (am) young and dumb and i had these ideas that youth should be spent chasing tail and not appreciating the ones you're with.. so i made a stupid fucking decision! you have such style whoa! and you're fucking smart . the whole "inside a hooker" pitch to coms was genius! you're also soo beautiful.. wow.. tall and thin and stylish(most stylish girl i know?) with attitude. guess what.. I've had a crush on you this entire time. i truly hope things are going well in you're life and i'm always here for you. that look you give when you laugh in like a confused fuck it kinda way is gold

Willy L: you're 5 and a half feet of awesome. you know you have style, you rlly smart you're the only one who can write a paper a hour before its due and get a good grade on it. i love you man and i want us to hang out more.

Andre L: you're energy and smile is why i love you and why everyone loves you! you're hard core when it comes to hard work and the elements. you are a well oiled beautiful machine . i'm so glad you're my first roomate, we have had some great times. those parties in high school where one of the highlights of my teenage yrs.

Harry A: happy mutha fuckin birthday niger! our bromance is beautiful. you know how to have a good time. you know the art of chilling and zen. some of the little things you do make me love you more, like that early morning chaos the other day, you're naked running from the shower to you're room, the fact that you like a J over any other way.. i do to.

Jessica R: you so beautiful ! and i don't think you know this! work it girl! i melt when i look in you're eyes.. we might not have much in common but we'e had some great time and i hope i've made you smile cause you have made me smile. you're always down for an adventure and thats great, i wrote a poem about you that i never shared or posted.. something about you're hair being endless midnight curtains that i drown in ( if you want to hear the full poem i'll read it to you sometime)

Arndell L: you sir godamn you're probably the nicest dude i know.. i know that you'll always be there for me, we should hang out more, i love you're facial hair and what it does. i love you're style and the fact that you're a hardcore generous mutha fucka that just wants to help ppl.. not a lot of ppl really wana give up certain freedoms and materials to help others the way you do.

Brendhan M: you're an alpha man, you a bro, you know how to hang and have fun with the boys, you're squinty eyes and ringed smiled is radiant. you're a ladies man and you're always on my team and i'm always on you'res. we've had some times brotha i love you.

Dan the man lonewolf: you're a straight up baller... you live in the virgin islands you sell yachts, you dj, you're having fun, you're also a ladies man, i'm so glad you came to montreal, i want you tho come back this summer. i'm glad you love the lazer hands. i'm very glad i met you at burningman

Emilie O: is exactly what i want to give you, i have had a crush on you forever but i'm a wierdo and i come on nice a strong lol :S

Kerne M: you've got the best style of them all. i love you're taste in music, i think you're cool. i remember waiting in the lines for i love neon when i was 16 and you and Carey and you're whole crew would always be there and be on the G-list and never wait in line and i'd turned to drew and say " oh shit the cool kids have arrived " :P

Lufe F: you talented folk singing legend! i love you're music! you're smile is contagious! even at 7:30 in the morning at work after you've been drinking you're face off you still wore that smile like a shield of happiness

Nick F: you're going to conquer the world. your a genius, you're in shape you beautiful you remind me of my bro (my ultimate hero) you will always succeed at anything you do. we have had some great times by the lake, by the mountain drinking beers and talking about pussy lol :P

Omar kurds and pies: yo bro you're totally cool bro! bro! you're a straight happy dude who introduced me to the joys of driving around high as shit! we havent done that in a while.. i think its time to do it again

Pat nomad: you're a Strong force, overwhelming sometimes but hey you're just a beautiful smart man trying to figure it all out like the rest of us. and then i come in :P. i'm excited to see where you're going in this life and what you will learn brotha.

Mr Reed: lobster tom :P highschool was jokes. you have a strong laugh a strong gaze a strong body and you hold it all in a G'd up package. i want you to travel more good sir.

Alana M: well i had to say something about you before passing out... you're that hippy girl from burning man who made me smile bundles and who i went to glasgow for lol i love the way you see the world through that camera and those sparkling eyes you have such a joie de vivre. i will always remember Ben Nevis! you held my hand as you introduced me to this beautiful world and i think the reason i see the world in such a positivit light is because of you. i throughly enjoyed our time together. you are such a positive force i want you to succeed and to touch a bunch of peoples lives. you danced in and out of my life like a beautiful angle of light . i write it's all here 4 you with a 4 not a for because it was me, you , ward and brooke that night that changed my life.

Brooke N: you have the biggest smile in the world! it comes off of you're face and stretches for miles. i don't think i know anybody happier then you!

Ward S: a firm handshake and a tear for you. you changed my life. you're a very cool guy. i wana come down to L.A and hike with you! lets be honest you taught me that age means nothing because we're all just people trying to have fun. i see you as a big brother. IT'S ALL HERE 4 YOU. you preached those words to me at rave in the desert and i've taken that seriously. i love you man.

Joesph G: you know who you are to me? you're that crazy awesome biker with the tattoos and the attitude, the amazing guitar skills the amazing and intimidating style, the scary looking guy with the biggest heart. i love hearing you're story it sounds like you have had the most interesting life and it shows that you have learned a lot along the way. i'm actively trying to plan a trip to see you this summer (august?) drew and i want some tattoos we wana fish we wana take in the beautiful nature you surround yourself with.

penny and crystal: you guys are hardcore party animals who will eat you're babies and get you high but always make sure that you're having a great time. you are the best couple you feed of each other and its beautiful. you're wedding was the most amazing wedding i have ever been to. i want you guys to b happy and take over the world. RAWRRRR

Daniel B: you're on a path to god hood, you're a master of skills, you taught us kung fu and tight rope walking im so glad i met you in India, i try to be more like you in the sense that i want to accumulate skills and constantly improve myself as a person

Obie: i love you man your neatness is what i love you have order in you're life. i love that you love music. (sry i'm tired as balls i wana sleep , maybe i will write more tomorrow)

Kayla D: i like where you're at now, you got shit on the lock down, you;re beautiful you're silly you're stylish you're smart and sexy and super

i'm going to add some names and edit tomorrow but for now i must rest

man i am exhausted now.. i wana write so much more and i wana write in more detail about all of you i know this is just more of a bullet point skim of what i think about you but this has been an emotional evening and its 4:25 in the morning.. if you're not on this list and you care what i think then chances are i care about you to so give me a call, lets have a chat and i'll tell you with full honesty what i think about you

i love all of you and i'll always be there for you and i'll fight for you!

Will.C

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